By notapervert - United States - Santa Rosa

Small talk fail

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I'm sure your patients will be thrilled to know how you perceive your job.

They pay you to get fingered when they can easily get that for nothing, plus get dinner and a movie out of the deal.

  perdix  |  29

#12, that's why they get paid the big bucks. It sounds like a dream job until you realize that very few of your patients are going to come in shaved and waxed like a porn star. Not to mentioned the diseased hoo-hahs!

  Enslaved  |  36

Hey, most women I know shave before the gynecologist visit. Plus when she changes out of her street wear, she'll hide her undies under her clothing. God forbid the doctor know what type of panties she wears! (:

  little_one  |  20

The look on the gyno's face when they see my metal is hilarious I once had a doctor nudge it and say "Soooo when did you get that?!?" I have a VCH you can choose to google it but I won't promise the pictures are pretty...

By  fksfsdhfsdfh  |  26

Thats not very professional...