Small talk fail
By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa
By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa
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Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.
But lately they've all been a bit too scatological for me.
Someone's... wet dream?
So OP is basically a Pussy Vet?
Let me tell you gyno woman wants to hear that kind of talk!
I guess it was punintentional.
Some women love that stuff. Did you get lucky?
Because this is an FML, I don't think he got anything more than a weird look.
Tell me which woman actually likes going to the Gynecologist and getting probed by those duck clamps...
Let me reword my comment. " Some women love that stuff. Some don't. Most don't. They don't." Better?
I don't think you should be telling that kind of joke on a first date.
I'm sure that one ended in a good laugh..... assuming she didn't slap you and walk out.
Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...
Could have said, "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll still take a look! :P
A sense of humor goes a long way
I'm sure your patients will be thrilled to know how you perceive your job. They pay you to get fingered when they can easily get that for nothing, plus get dinner and a movie out of the deal.
Only difference is, who has the choice to finger the blue waflle.
Hey, most women I know shave before the gynecologist visit. Plus when she changes out of her street wear, she'll hide her undies under her clothing. God forbid the doctor know what type of panties she wears! (:
Don't worry 36 the doc won't tell everyone about your hello kitty pan.. I mean look a pie!
"She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise" **Stay focused, Doctor!
Hah! I hide my undies under my clothes during the appointment.
The look on the gyno's face when they see my metal is hilarious I once had a doctor nudge it and say "Soooo when did you get that?!?" I have a VCH you can choose to google it but I won't promise the pictures are pretty...
I don't think dates are meant to be professional.
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Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.
Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...