Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were at a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Top comments
lil_emo_emu 0
That isn't that bad. Atleast he wasn't making you pay :)
dwhite312 0
be glad someone spent $100 on a first date for you, when it's just a dinner.
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rainbowbarf5 0
appreciate that he spent 100$ on you! with that bitchy ass attitude you're going to stay single another 6 months.
Calyx_fml 22
Gold digger.
LaChula 0
at least he paid
Adorlee 11
Maybe math is not his forte. Quit bitching, he took you out and he also paid.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Haha nice
Sheilatakeabow 0
We must just be cheap in the UK then, because that sounds like a lot to me.
Booda13 0
I feel bad cause I don't know either lol
DocBastard 40
Alright, it looks like I have to be the voice of reason AGAIN. Listen closely all you superficial asses - spending money doesn't make you a good person. Nowhere does it say she is ungrateful. All she is doing is complaining that the guy can't do simple arithmetic. But for all you idiots calling her a gold digger or a bitch or pretentious, it's none of those things. It's called having STANDARDS. To some people, having money isn't as important as having brains. And after reading these comments, I can see why. Jesus Howard Christmas.
Zebidee 9
Hey!! I thought I was the voice of reason on here!! Stick to your puns healer-boy!
guitarguitar 0
and to some being generous and caring is more important than being able to calculate percentages.
shuzuko 2
And to some, having someone moderately intelligent is pretty important along with being generous. I wouldn't want to date a nice idiot any more than I would want to date a rich jackass.
shuzuko 2
edit: wow, commenting fail.
QueenSaru 28
And not stopping to consider that someone might have a genuine problem with math - like dyscalcula - DOES make OP a bit of a bitch. What he spent on the meal is irrelevant. How she reacted to a situation where she doesn't know everything about her date IS irrelevant. Also, for a hundred pound meal, I'm going to assume at least a bit of alcohol was imbibed, or they were in a VERY posh restaurant.
Muffin_Tops_fml 2
sounds like a keeper.
kykyshay 0
nice pic. lol
dellama10 0
How is this bad op? The guy took you out to an expensive dinner for a first date and paid the whole thing himself. We all have brain farts sometimes, so quit being a bitch.