Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the...

By TheComedyAudio - 23/10/2016 17:13

Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. FML

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Holy fucking shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:

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By TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705646 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:19

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6705652 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:28

I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!

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By TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705646 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:19

Kurliez408 | 31

#6705655 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:33

Happy birthday! sorry you got mugged :c

Lalala579121 | 27

#6705677 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:58

OP comment is #1, what is FML coming to.

DeadxManxWalking | 27

#6705694 - Monday 24 October 2016 15:44

they'll get what's coming to them, how it all works out

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705702 - Monday 24 October 2016 16:01

Maybe because as soon as I got the confirmation email I immediately commented to tell the rest of my story? Lol

inks98 | 14

#6705713 - Monday 24 October 2016 16:22

That's terrible!!! I hope the rest of your birthday was okay, all the best for the future!

DropoutLoser | 1

#6705752 - Monday 24 October 2016 18:24

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Stxsyh | 30

#6705766 - Monday 24 October 2016 19:12

Your profile says you're 23? I'm confused, sorry! :p

alicat089 | 18

#6705779 - Monday 24 October 2016 19:51

maybe this is one of those things that happened 4 years ago and he's just now telling the story lol

viipeterson98 | 14

#6705812 - Monday 24 October 2016 21:32

or he lied about his age on his profile

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705884 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 1:50

This happened on June 29th of this year, on my actual birthday haha. I didn't think about posting it until today. I also did lie about my age on my profile, so you're both right :p

helloimkylieee | 19

#6705934 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 7:28

why lie about being 18 when you're only 23? :o

Stxsyh | 30

#6705942 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 8:03

#40, he lied being 23 when he's actually 18.

helloimkylieee | 19

#6705947 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 8:22

ooh gotcha :)

By Fixme | 5

#6705647 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:20

Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this?

Hope you're OK OP.

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705651 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:27

Thanks. I'll be alright. They'll get what's coming to them

NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#6705735 - Monday 24 October 2016 17:37

Either trolls or people who accidentally hit the button while scrolling. They should really make it so you can undo a vote.

mariri9206 | 32

#6705976 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:29

And delete your comments.

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6705652 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:28

I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!

By cheesyfeet2001 | 31

#6705653 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:30

That's life's way of telling you welcome to adulthood.

(Happy birthday op)

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705654 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:31

Lmfao pretty much.

By thefmlman2011 | 30

#6705656 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:35

Happy Birthday OP! Sorry this happened to you. Did you have to go the ER?

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705659 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:38

I did not. No serious injuries. I'm just happy I'm alive. Could've been alot worse

By GlennGuagmire | 20

#6705657 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:37

Hope u feel good op and HBD.

By GlennGuagmire | 20

#6705661 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:41

Ur eyes look bad in ur photo. I'm hoping that it does not heart as bad as it looks ok

By swervelol | 28

#6705662 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:44

I'm so sorry OP!! This is one of those FML's no one deserves. I hope karma bites those guys in the ass and that your birthday wasn't completely horrible! Happy birthday!

By worldclassrager | 39

#6705667 - Monday 24 October 2016 14:49

Birthday punches are out of the way at least...

By NightKat | 25

#6705691 - Monday 24 October 2016 15:35

Can you maybe use a "find my phone" tracking program? As far as I know most modern phones have one.

TheComedyAudio | 29

#6705698 - Monday 24 October 2016 15:53

We tried. Phone was off so it couldn't work