FML : Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today....

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Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By irresponsible - / Saturday 14 August 2010 20:41 / United States

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By robertdr | 0

#1242190 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

dumbass slap a bitch

By lovinit5683 | 0

#1242221 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:04

Haha wow you had a stupid gf. Shouldn't you be happy she broke up with you?

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By robertdr | 0

#1242190 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

dumbass slap a bitch

magex381 | 0

#1242200 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:02

sucks

nyrangers1022 | 6

#1242289 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:12

its ur fault for not knowing ur schedule. u are irresponsible

nickernutz | 0

#1242292 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:12

oh so she used the reason I suggested. fantastic.

ell_oh_ell | 0

#1242353 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:22

stop relying on ur girl, man!!! guys can't do shit without their girls, and then they go treating their girl like shit!

quent10 | 0

#1242417 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:32

how bout you shoulda just got the schedule yourself

FFML_314 | 11

#1242466 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:46

how bout you shoulda just got the schedule yourself

Re-write.
"You should have just looked at the schedule yourself."

samantha987 | 0

#1242484 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:49

waahhhhhh. I don't like you OP. you're whiney -_-

kmow32 | 0

#1242490 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:53

well why didya miss work in the first place? hmm? o.0

1121osu2110 | 0

#1242518 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:02

you should kno what days you work... it's ur fault...

Guuurlplease | 0

#1242588 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:23

shank her ass

pooponyuou | 0

#1242602 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:24

gibb's rule: nvr date a coworker

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1242646 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:38

she just didn't want to hear it lmao

BigBADBoY417 | 2

#1242708 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:51

bitchz be crazy

NoelZ | 0

#1242732 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:55

what a bitch

mak3_1t_ra1n | 0

#1242737 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:56

lol this was definitely planned. probably cuz op is irresponsible/high maintenance.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243069 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:36

Op if you were more responsible... tacos. 

iownyou676 | 0

#1243710 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:48

sexyhamburger

sexyhamburger

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243715 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:49

you called?

mr_boss_2 | 0

#1243729 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:55

HELL YA :D

mr_boss_2 | 0

#1243732 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:55

HELL YA :D

iownyou676 | 0

#1243738 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:55

hahaha yes sexyhamburgers 

ceejster | 0

#1244095 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:32

it sounds like she was just looking for a reason to end it.

nynjapyrate | 0

#1244110 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:35

yes. NCIS reference ftw!

ndizzle | 0

#1244329 - Sunday 15 August 2010 7:56

Assuming this story is true, she did you a huge favor. I can't imagine being with someone who is that unreasonable. I can barely imagine someone who *is* that unreasonable.

mattman1994 | 0

#1244336 - Sunday 15 August 2010 8:04

you work with your girlfriend? what are you doing working in the kitchen?

pooponyuou | 0

#1245814 - Sunday 15 August 2010 15:00

174 what r u? a sexist?

crazyaces89 | 7

#1247207 - Sunday 15 August 2010 19:27

lol yes very true...that's rule no 12 I believe

quent10 | 0

#1247327 - Sunday 15 August 2010 19:45

yea 34 how bout you just write my next comment for then ok?

amanda09joex3 | 0

#1253668 - Monday 16 August 2010 21:00

i agree with you #16 he shoulda looked at his schedule himself but it is some her fault too she shouldnt of broke up with him .. .

PrimeStarscream | 30

#3028012 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 9:13

What a nasty girlfriend.

Dashelle | 25

#5704992 - Sunday 6 October 2013 8:50

Did you point out that she was the cause of the problem?

By lovinit5683 | 0

#1242221 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:04

Haha wow you had a stupid gf. Shouldn't you be happy she broke up with you?

comepoopwithme | 0

#1242434 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:34

#3 ur hot so I agree with whatever u just said. now go back to the kitchen! what r u doing on FML?

beancoinc | 0

#1242525 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:04

you go back in the kitchen? I would let you out of the bedroom!

By JINJANINJA | 0

#1242229 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:04

now you got more free time, and don't need as much cash to spend on your missus. win win mate

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1242231 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

Don't date your coworkers.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242342 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:20

That's ironic. ._.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242469 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:47

Like a boss.

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242522 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:03

Thief. ☹

FFML_314 | 11

#1242543 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:08

Freeze has a face? Here I thought he was nothing more than a black hole. Does your face have a nose?

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242558 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:13

No. ☻

FFML_314 | 11

#1242576 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:22

Are you saying no to my first question or second question?

FFML_314 | 11

#1242624 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:29

But, you said he iicaptain stole his face. How can this be? Every face should have a nose.

FFML_314 | 11

#1242635 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:33

*that
Lord voldemort does not have a nose! You're right. I'm sorry. Forgive my assumptions please.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1242685 - Sunday 15 August 2010 2:45

lol ^

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242752 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:01

I didn't steal anything. ASDFGHSFDWADGH

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242808 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:23

Thieves everywhere.

FFML_314 | 11

#1242861 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:38

What in the god damn fuck? I want to make cool smiley faces. How are you doing this?!?!

fyourlife1990 | 0

#1242874 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:42

*_*

FFML_314 | 11

#1242887 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:45

You forgot about me, iicaptain!

FFML_314 | 11

#1242908 - Sunday 15 August 2010 3:51

It could go, "Freeze, you're all under arrest. I will show no mercy! Your ignorance is only making this worse. You're no longer the captain of this ship. For Fucking My Life, I now present you with a $314 fine!"

FFML_314 | 11

#1242938 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:00

BAM! YDI for not being more creative. :P

Freeze_fml | 16

#1242999 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:21

I hate Dragonball Z.

It's like watching one of those constipation commercials.

Chrisskiies | 0

#1243041 - Sunday 15 August 2010 4:30

A green circle, with a body attached to it.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243770 - Sunday 15 August 2010 5:02

how can anyone like a show called Dragonballz? fat flying lizard testicles combined with lame anime, woohoo!

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243907 - Sunday 15 August 2010 5:41

now you've confused me. don't feel too proud though, it's not a hard thing to do

FFML_314 | 11

#1243910 - Sunday 15 August 2010 5:41

I'm attracted to thin, swimming, whale ass.

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243921 - Sunday 15 August 2010 5:45

ffml that's my thing don't steal my thing! the switching words like that not the whale ass..

SeanFredrick | 3

#1243947 - Sunday 15 August 2010 5:49

and theres no such thing as a thin whale that's like an old baby or yucky Mexican food, it just doesn't exist

sourgirl101 | 25

#1243999 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:03

I'm forced to like DragonBallZ ):

My husband thinks he's Mr. (Hercule) Satan.

FFML_314 | 11

#1244047 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:18

Sean, there certainly are thin whales. However, I was referring to the whales ass being thin. Not the whale in it's entirety.

sourgirl101 | 25

#1244132 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:38

How can I? I'm only a girl.

*bats eye lashes while I'm secretly
getting my hidden Chinese stars.

FFML_314 | 11

#1244184 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:53

ò_ò

Oh, I like this.

sourgirl101 | 25

#1244208 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:58

DragonZ balls?

sourgirl101 | 25

#1244213 - Sunday 15 August 2010 7:02

Come on sweet candy! We don't need to hire anyone. We can be like Felix the cat with our bag of tricks!

By FFML_314 | 11

#1242251 - Sunday 15 August 2010 1:07

Now that you're broken up, call her work 40x a day just to scream and yell at whoever answers the phone. Make sure you tell them it's your girlfriends fault.
Or, you could just murder her.