sucks

its ur fault for not knowing ur schedule. u are irresponsible

oh so she used the reason I suggested. fantastic.

stop relying on ur girl, man!!! guys can't do shit without their girls, and then they go treating their girl like shit!

how bout you shoulda just got the schedule yourself

how bout you shoulda just got the schedule yourself Re-write. "You should have just looked at the schedule yourself."

waahhhhhh. I don't like you OP. you're whiney -_-

well why didya miss work in the first place? hmm? o.0

you should kno what days you work... it's ur fault...

shank her ass

gibb's rule: nvr date a coworker

she just didn't want to hear it lmao

bitchz be crazy

what a bitch

lol this was definitely planned. probably cuz op is irresponsible/high maintenance.

Op if you were more responsible... tacos. 

sexyhamburger sexyhamburger

you called?

HELL YA :D

HELL YA :D

hahaha yes sexyhamburgers 

it sounds like she was just looking for a reason to end it.

yes. NCIS reference ftw!

Assuming this story is true, she did you a huge favor. I can't imagine being with someone who is that unreasonable. I can barely imagine someone who *is* that unreasonable.

you work with your girlfriend? what are you doing working in the kitchen?

174 what r u? a sexist?

lol yes very true...that's rule no 12 I believe

yea 34 how bout you just write my next comment for then ok?

i agree with you #16 he shoulda looked at his schedule himself but it is some her fault too she shouldnt of broke up with him .. .

What a nasty girlfriend.

Did you point out that she was the cause of the problem?

#3 ur hot so I agree with whatever u just said. now go back to the kitchen! what r u doing on FML?

you go back in the kitchen? I would let you out of the bedroom!

That's ironic. ._.

Like a boss.

Thief. ☹

Freeze has a face? Here I thought he was nothing more than a black hole. Does your face have a nose?

No. ☻

Are you saying no to my first question or second question?

But, you said he iicaptain stole his face. How can this be? Every face should have a nose.

*that Lord voldemort does not have a nose! You're right. I'm sorry. Forgive my assumptions please.

lol ^

I didn't steal anything. ASDFGHSFDWADGH

Thieves everywhere.

What in the god damn fuck? I want to make cool smiley faces. How are you doing this?!?!

*_*

You forgot about me, iicaptain!

It could go, "Freeze, you're all under arrest. I will show no mercy! Your ignorance is only making this worse. You're no longer the captain of this ship. For Fucking My Life, I now present you with a $314 fine!"

BAM! YDI for not being more creative. :P

I hate Dragonball Z. It's like watching one of those constipation commercials.

A green circle, with a body attached to it.

how can anyone like a show called Dragonballz? fat flying lizard testicles combined with lame anime, woohoo!

now you've confused me. don't feel too proud though, it's not a hard thing to do

I'm attracted to thin, swimming, whale ass.

ffml that's my thing don't steal my thing! the switching words like that not the whale ass..

and theres no such thing as a thin whale that's like an old baby or yucky Mexican food, it just doesn't exist

I'm forced to like DragonBallZ ): My husband thinks he's Mr. (Hercule) Satan.

Sean, there certainly are thin whales. However, I was referring to the whales ass being thin. Not the whale in it's entirety.

How can I? I'm only a girl. *bats eye lashes while I'm secretly getting my hidden Chinese stars.

ò_ò Oh, I like this.

DragonZ balls?

Come on sweet candy! We don't need to hire anyone. We can be like Felix the cat with our bag of tricks!

calling her several times alone will probably get her fired. good thinking... :D

both your faces bug me

They work in the same place though?