Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 408
You deserved it 101

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xxlk4xx 6

that is horrifying 😳 I always use my flat iron in the kitchen, then when I'm done I unplug it and keep it on our flat top stove until it cools down so I can out it away!

You need to talk to your wife before she burns the house down. Bedding and mattresses go up in flames stupidly fast.

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xxlk4xx 6

that is horrifying 😳 I always use my flat iron in the kitchen, then when I'm done I unplug it and keep it on our flat top stove until it cools down so I can out it away!

You need to talk to your wife before she burns the house down. Bedding and mattresses go up in flames stupidly fast.

Wow! She sounds like a dumb fucking idiot! You're lucky your house didn't burn to the ground.

bidet 8

Get her to kiss it and make it better