Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
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Top comments
ilovemsminaj 13
Maybe you should listen to her
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Well...learn to wipe and you will never have to do your laundry again
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Comments (76)
sunnyray812 42
Do your own laundry.
LadySalazara 6
Misogyny is NOT the way forward!
Merylwen 24
How do you get to misogyny just from him asking her if she can do his laundry? People can do their partner a favour without it being some sort of discrimination.
Grauncho 27
Uh, what? He asked her to do a last load of his laundry because she was already doing it. I don't see anywhere where he "expected" it because she's a woman. You're really reaching on this one.
LadySalazara 6
Well, if he 'can't wipe himself' then I guess she must do 'everything' for him
Voij 16
I'd suggest leaving while you're just slightly behind. The way you're going, you're only making things worse and worse. Either admit to having jumped the gun a bit, or simply give this one up.
Grauncho 27
So, any guy who asks his girlfriend for any favors ever is a misogynist? That sounds like a totally healthy outlook on relationships. What makes you so certain he doesn't do anything for her ever?
LadySalazara 6
Ok.......my bad. I may have exaggerated a wee bit
LadySalazara 6
#29 just calm down.......there there ;)
frizz101 22
I'm sorry, but doing someone else's laundry is not misogynistic in any way. It's easy enough to separate and combine clothes if you separate by color.
kaablam 17
I think she jumped to this conclusion because he was only saying so to impress his friends, and it backfired.
thisisg 9
she has a point..
Mynamewontfi 40
Ugh, that's nasty. You should take her advice.
worldclassrager 39
Take the hint...or just do your own..
Grauncho 27
I thought we lived in a civilized society. I bet you leave skid marks on the toilet seat too. Disgraceful.
andy1500726 19
in this case "you deserve it"...
Rababco 29
OP, do you have digestive/intestinal problems and get diarrhea often? If so, I can kind of understand that happening. It's best to clean your underwear with soap and water in the sink the best you can so other people don't have to deal with that. Otherwise, you should learn to wipe properly.
amphetamin3 17
I REALLY hope she was just saying that to one up you in front of your friends...if not, that's pretty gross.
buttcramp 21
damn OP, you really should have seen that comin'.
aseaessadfasdfasdfasdfassdfsa 3
That's Nasty, anyways, just listen to her and you don't have to do your own laundry!