Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
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ilovemsminaj 13
Maybe you should listen to her
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Well...learn to wipe and you will never have to do your laundry again
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Comments (76)
Secret_Ninjaa 35
That was a litlle bit too much information I needed to know about you OP.
Nastorrian 11
And that atrocity of a sentence was hard to read..
DanielleinDC 33
If you were trying to impress your friends with your remark you richly deserve for the embarrassment she just handed out. Score for the girlfriend!
HammyBear13 8
Ok, going out on a limb here, but it sounds like yall live together. If yall live together and shes already doing the laundry, shitstains or not, she can do your laundry too. Do your tshirts and socks and jeans have shitstains? I see no problem in that bitch doin them with her clothes; If anythin it saves time.
UsagiArwen 23
And it's likely that she *does* some of his laundry with hers - if in fact they do live together. The problem is that he tried being a macho asshole in front of his friends by asking that, and he got a well deserved response from her. I don't care who you are. If you want your gf to do something, don't treat her like that kinda thing is her job description when your friends are around. There are other -nicer ways to go about that.
Mackay92 14
Go away
derjoachim 6
Burn!
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Let's see here: Can't wipe properly, is a pig to her in front of friends, probably expects her to do all the housework. There aren't enough YDIs in the universe for OP.
Nastorrian 11
You don't know their relationship yet you call him a pig? It could have been witty banter between the both of them. You must have been the one who posted about kissing the cats butthole while in the dark because you don't have a man to roll over to because your attitude sucks. A pig... Nice judgement on people you don't know.
snugglesMcGee199 23
whoa there, #84! I agree that she may be reading into the FML a little too much. However, that is no excuse for attacking her. Practice what you preach, dude.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Wrong, 84. I've yet to post an FML on here. Good job on assuming though. ******* dumbass. Also, I'm straight. I don't want a "man to roll over to." Again, nice assuming, dumbfuck.
AGuyNamedI 7
That's ******* disgusting. What are you, 4?
gaseousflaw 1
What is it with men and shitty pants? I never leave shit in my pants
jeriaslovesyou 16
Ouch.
guterkamerad 6
Yeah it's not too difficult op
weveallbeenthere 30
learn to wipe. use baby wipes if you need to but shit stained underwear is disgusting.