Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
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Top comments
ilovemsminaj 13
Maybe you should listen to her
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Well...learn to wipe and you will never have to do your laundry again
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Comments (76)
ToreyyyW 15
Points to the girlfriend on this one
escobar07 10
Hahaha shit stains!!!
Curlytwirly22 17
Would it hurt you to wipe your ass ?!
cchuckcloninger 5
Says it all. Being a responsible adults a bitch, ain't it?
katt_is_here 24
#82 thinks a "good balance" is the woman does all the housework, raises the kids, and has a job and the man comes home from work and does nothing. Hey, old fart, that's not balance. I'm glad I'm with a man that knows what real balance is. We SHARE chores.
Xotoolyxo 16
One simple task and you'll get your laundry done for you...
hayjay2000 8
Ha she's awesome and your an asshole (no pun intended). I hope you stop "joking" with women like that now :)
WeskersSexslave 15
you don't know how to wipe?
iwadasn 32
Why aren't you wiping properly already??
ravenslady 5
Skidmarks guy! Not cool!