She's like the wind

By EyeSeeYou - 02/05/2012 18:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
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I hope you were wearing underwear.

Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!


I hope you were wearing underwear.

At least grandpa got an update on the configuration of pubic hair nowadays. Still awkward though.

perdix 29

I hope you weren't! You could have come away from the picnic with wads of cash and some back-ups in case the boyfriend lets you down.

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Hope you werent wearing lace or something

I was replying to 13. Fail.

I see trees of green up that girls skirt too and I think to myself what a wonderful world

Ferretface 13

38- How were you replying to 13 if you were the first comment?

My comment of 38 was to clear up my mistake of when i was replying to number 13 earlier as number 26. Though, after i realized, i just erased the comment within the 180 seconds. I cant erase my comment of 38 because, of course, the 180 seconds is up now. Im sorry that was bothering you and im glad i can clear up the issue. Have a good day. Sex.

This is why I wear shorts underneath my dresses.

OHai15 12

they definately wont forget you OP

It's a miracle! Grandpa has been cured!

Darling Perdix, she's not a sex worker! But I will acknowledge that maybe this is a turning point in her career.

stevenJB 25

Hm. Not an FML for everyone else. Why complain? :)

oh I love old people XD

Old people freakin rock, especially veterans.

Old people? I'm a fan of that wind!

Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!

and sometimes they're really funny. i've seen an old guy casually walking around the grocery store with an unlit cig in his mouth

lucy_lue 9

56: That doesn't actually sound funny. Or interesting at all.

it made me chuckle

maxmex13 7

5 - Everything except driving

Today, I read an FML about a girl going to a picnic wearing a dress that reveals all whenever the wind picks up. Unfortunately, I wasn't there to enjoy the show. FML

CaramelMacchiato 13

I would vote "YDI."

alychick 5


Torva_fml 16

Dear... Your arms appear to be on backwards!! Here, let me find my doc.

YDI.. And anyway, she has a boyfriend :O

51- says the guy with a little boy shaving his ass.

It's a cartoon for comedy, chill

texas_redneck88 10

Don't you just love perverted dirty old guys? LMAO

CaramelMacchiato 13


Pics or it didn't happen

Wouldn't you try to adjust it after the first time?

How do you adjust a dress to not blow up in the wind? I'm pretty sure all she could do is hold it down the whole time. Which isn't always possible if you need your hands for something else at the same time.

JessieMongoose 11

At least Grandpa didn't have a heart attack.

TwiztedYuri 9

and that's how we know she was wearing underwear.

Ari1337 15

Hope you weren't wearing a thong.

xMiss_Maggot 7

why the hell would she wear a thong when she is wearing a dress?

KiddNYC1O 20

Because she can?

35- certain clothes require thongs. Lotsa people don't like all the extra lines if the dress is tighter. Just saying

80 - I highly doubt it was a tight dress if it flew up with the wind, therefore OP had no need for a thong. However, tighter dresses look much better without an underwear line and thongs are the way to go - plus "safe" to wear because the dress won't fly up. :)