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Drop your friend. He sounds like a dick.

Time to make new friends.


Drop your friend. He sounds like a dick.

Sounds like? He most definitely is a dick. Who needs enemies with friends like that?

a dick sounds better than her friend. jobs are hard to get nowadays!!

31 - is it just me or is that comment really awkwardly phrased?

35 - is it just me or does your profile picture look absolutely delicious?

39 - it is not just you. I am delicious.

OP should set up their friend on a blind date. with an old lady/man. (maybe they like the sag)

40- because of your picture I went out and bought chocolate carmel covered cake. Nomnomnom Thanks :D

You should get one of your buddies to keep him engaged so he can't cry for mercy when you're shoving that phone up his ass. Then call it every 10 minutes so it vibrates.

Time to make new friends.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

appearently neither is making a good friend

Craigslist is always an option. Just make sure that you have some suspenders and stockings. Oh, and don't be afraid to model in them....

Make new friends, sure. Or you could just demand they pay you the agreed upon salary and see who gets the last laugh.

I dunno, dick-move aside, any friend who takes the time to organize a fake interview just to prank you has got to be pretty fun...

Sorry about that OP. :/ that sucks.

No offense, but you have poor taste in friends.

You need to find more considerate 'friends'....

your friends are cruel and selfish then! f*ck that :)

That smiley emoticon has no business being there. :)

30- There is just something about you that makes me want to spray you with a fire hose. :)

Then go Lindsey Lohan on her Regina George looking ass and push her in front of a bus. :) (from Mean Girls) It's a classic!!

She doesn't look like Rachel McAdams.

That sucks, there's a point where pranks go from funny to just plain shitty, this was obviously taken too far.

I second!! That was a crap move on your friends part

Thirded. There's a difference between pranks and back stabbing sabotage. Obviously your "friends" are too immature, selfish, and cruel to know or care about the difference.

In a time when jobs are still hard to come by, really? I think you should punch him in the guts.

And then kick him once or twice for the hell of it.

I'd would have just tazed the shit out of that dickhead

And then cut his balls off

Taze him in the balls! With 75,000 volts!

No, he needs to be tazed in the butthole. Phonies... |the kid|

There* I like cake. And grammar.

Friends should never f*ck with a job or potential job, please plan adequate revenge and then drop them as friends.

What happened to your letter "u"? It looks fUcked up.

"fUcked up" is a fucked up way to spell "fucked up."