Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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ChenEighty 20
Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.
thestrangedude 10
So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?
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Comments (75)
radrahrachel 7
Why would you want to watch any type of tv show while you're doing that? Especially that show. That sucks and it is a little odd if you ask me.
radrahrachel 7
Well thats different if the tv just happens to be on in the heat of the moment but to be like "wait! I gotta turn my show on first!" is a little over the top lol.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
...how is it weird again? Because the characters don't act all ditzy and retarded like they do on 90210 and pretty little liars?
radrahrachel 7
Nobody said anything about those dumb shows I've never even seen those shows before. And in my personal opinion it is a little weird to intentionally turn on a show to have sex to it. But whatever you're into is your decision.
Jellybellybeanz 22
That's incredibly awkward and annoying OP. You should probably tell him as much. Good luck OP
thelittlemissy 29
And you let him do it because..?
KingAbe88 12
It is a pretty badass show....
JonnyBurnard 7
In his defence it's a great show
JMichael 25
No no you misread him OP. He wants to role play Sons of Anarchy.
octopussperm125 18
He wants to ride u like his harley
paigexox0 37
I mean...bondage, different positions, whipped cream even, but i gotta say sons of anarchy do not come to mind when i think of "spicing up" my sex life. But maybe thats just me
MortenM 17
Probably just you. SOA > whipped cream
GirlGamer12345 22
I'm sure if you ask him and tell him you don't like it he'll stop
pjsr 32
It sounds like your relationship is Breaking Bad
zahidnasir 22
whats the fml in it?
HaloeNae 15
Maybe that's his way of saying..'until you get better at sex.. I have more important things to focus on' >_> either way the fact that you obviously dislike it yet let him anyways is kind of ridiculous. Just my assumptions though >_>