Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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ChenEighty 20
Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.
thestrangedude 10
So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?
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Comments (75)
frozenaddict 11
What a bad boy..
Pauschinator 22
I'm a virgin ;).
TallMist 32
Touched for the very first time ... No? Okay. *Crawls under a rock.*
B1ackthesun 31
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.
Pauschinator 22
Do missionary, so he can't see the television. Solves that problem.
B1ackthesun 31
Not really :/ he just needs to point her head towards the TV and look up. Cowgirl where she'd block his view maybe.
gabix3 16
Now, that's a turn off.
revelation11B 10
Maybe bikers and hogs get him off..? That's really disturbing. FYL indeed, OP.
ravenschild 5
Tell him that's perfect, since you fantasize about Jax while you two are going at it anyway, so now at you can actually focus on him
sweetprettykitty 10
Well I don't know about any of you but just watching Sons of Anarchy gets me going, so being hot bothered and then getting some ass at the same time seems like a win/win situation to me!
sicksadworld1317 30
I can understand this. The purr of a Harley always revs me up- and so does Jax :)
DrHail 22
Oh, no. I feel bad for you, maybe talk to him about it. Try some sexy stuff. Walk out in lingerie, in front of the tv. If it doesn't work, there might be a problem.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
your probably pretty lame in the sack if he has to watch tv while he's inside u.