Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
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ChenEighty 20
Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.
thestrangedude 10
So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?
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Comments (75)
TisAPenguin 16
I love SOA but it'd be too distracting during sex lol My man and I used to have Top Gear playing in the background when we had sex. We were kind of upset when we had gone through all the seasons lol
robertmil90 10
Weird!!!!
ocramavaf 15
that's a panty dropper right there
worldclassrager 39
SOA is a good show I have to admit but it has ended...so after the last episode you could always find something else or he could (and should) focus on you
cypherwars 15
Jesus Christ!
liuliuliu 10
How about me?
FMLworthy5000 21
If that doesn't spice it up, I don't know what will
Jessj958 19
You could just look at all the hot guys on that show, then he'd probably get a little pissed and turn it off. Get really into it and keep saying stuff about them lol.
Dropkicksmurphie 9
Just an FYI, if your guy has to turn on a tv show while you have sex to keep himself entertained...you're terrible in bed. As in AWFUL.
megadki14 6
sounds like you need to have a sit down discussion about expectations.