By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
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Did you yank his nipples back?

Maybe it's just me but if you didn't specify what you meant by 'spice things up' then you deserve it. You can't give vague descriptions like that and expect them to get it right. For some nipple yanking is the best.... For you not so much, but if you didn't tell your partner what you had in mind then you can't blame them for not knowing.

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That's some 50 shades of grey, stuff there.

More like 5 comments repeated.

More like 50 Shades of "Got Milk?".

If it were 50 Shades of Grey, it would probably be nipple clamps hooked to a car battery or something.. Lol Not that I've read the books or anything, just going off of what I've heard cx

was he milking you or what?

21, Well did he stalk OP first? Otherwise he's doing it wrong.

Well did you?

Did you yank his nipples back?

She should've given him the ol' titty twister

Well it might be his definition of "SM"..

What was your idea?

What was your idea?

Well did you?

Well did you?

Communication is key OP. Just talk it out and remind him he's not Christian Grey...

I don't understand why you're getting down voted. OP does need to communicate what she wants.

probably because she mentioned Fifty Shades, #78.

What was your idea?