By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
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exuberant_orange 17
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Did you yank his nipples back?

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B1ackthesun 31

Maybe it's just me but if you didn't specify what you meant by 'spice things up' then you deserve it. You can't give vague descriptions like that and expect them to get it right. For some nipple yanking is the best.... For you not so much, but if you didn't tell your partner what you had in mind then you can't blame them for not knowing.

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Soviet_American 29
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That's some 50 shades of grey, stuff there.

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Mauskau 35
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More like 5 comments repeated.

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Steve95401 49

More like 50 Shades of "Got Milk?".

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JuliaaNoelle 26

If it were 50 Shades of Grey, it would probably be nipple clamps hooked to a car battery or something.. Lol Not that I've read the books or anything, just going off of what I've heard cx

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Jason89 14
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was he milking you or what?

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englacobain 14
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21, Well did he stalk OP first? Otherwise he's doing it wrong.

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it_must_be 7
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Well did you?

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biasedshooter 24

Did you?

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exuberant_orange 17
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Did you yank his nipples back?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

She should've given him the ol' titty twister

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Darkness_Hate 29
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Well it might be his definition of "SM"..

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Weiss_Schnee 14
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What was your idea?

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Weiss_Schnee 14
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What was your idea?

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it_must_be 7
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Well did you?

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JustinJK 21

Well did you?

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aylind 18
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Communication is key OP. Just talk it out and remind him he's not Christian Grey...

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cameosurgeon 16
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I don't understand why you're getting down voted. OP does need to communicate what she wants.

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marigoldcobain 21
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probably because she mentioned Fifty Shades, #78.

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Weiss_Schnee 14
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What was your idea?

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