Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted...

By milked - 27/2/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By exuberant_orange | 17

#6215804 - Friday 27 February 2015 16:34

Did you yank his nipples back?

By B1ackthesun | 31

#6215818 - Friday 27 February 2015 16:41

Maybe it's just me but if you didn't specify what you meant by 'spice things up' then you deserve it. You can't give vague descriptions like that and expect them to get it right. For some nipple yanking is the best.... For you not so much, but if you didn't tell your partner what you had in mind then you can't blame them for not knowing.

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By it_must_be | 7

#6215801 - Friday 27 February 2015 16:32

Well did you?

Soviet_American | 29

#6215836 - Friday 27 February 2015 16:56

That's some 50 shades of grey, stuff there.

Mauskau | 35

#6215871 - Friday 27 February 2015 17:35

More like 5 comments repeated.

Steve95401 | 49

#6215883 - Friday 27 February 2015 17:52

More like 50 Shades of "Got Milk?".

JuliaaNoelle | 26

#6215907 - Friday 27 February 2015 18:20

If it were 50 Shades of Grey, it would probably be nipple clamps hooked to a car battery or something.. Lol

Not that I've read the books or anything, just going off of what I've heard cx