By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 393
You deserved it 6 855

Same thing different taste

Top comments

B1ackthesun 31

Maybe it's just me but if you didn't specify what you meant by 'spice things up' then you deserve it. You can't give vague descriptions like that and expect them to get it right. For some nipple yanking is the best.... For you not so much, but if you didn't tell your partner what you had in mind then you can't blame them for not knowing.


That's some 50 shades of grey, stuff there.

Steve95401 49

More like 50 Shades of "Got Milk?".

JuliaaNoelle 26

If it were 50 Shades of Grey, it would probably be nipple clamps hooked to a car battery or something.. Lol Not that I've read the books or anything, just going off of what I've heard cx

21, Well did he stalk OP first? Otherwise he's doing it wrong.

JocelynKaulitz 28

She should've given him the ol' titty twister

Well it might be his definition of "SM"..

Communication is key OP. Just talk it out and remind him he's not Christian Grey...

I don't understand why you're getting down voted. OP does need to communicate what she wants.

probably because she mentioned Fifty Shades, #78.