Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
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jsp16 24
Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?
PimpdaddyCJT 13
I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?
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Comments (123)
Cor1nn4 10
He's not very good at this lol
wolfgold2 20
Shouldnt interrupt his game
debie_fml 14
you got yourself into that one
colvindj 22
that's just a part of role play lol
Raivyn52 4
you need a kinky boyfriend, try fetlife. you won't regret it.
graceinsheepwear 33
another site is collarme. Collarme is a bit like fetlife gone slumming
Raivyn52 4
fetlife gone slumming? that's a scary thought *shudders*
graceinsheepwear 33
Check it out. You'll see what I mean. I have met good people and jerks on both sites. Slice of life.
Raivyn52 4
where do you get abusive from? domestic discipline is a legitimate fetish.
Sminly 3
Swing and a miss. Hopefully the punch, too.
khodginssxo 14
sounds a tad extreme? Lol think the man might need some anger management
gaki_fml 8
Run.
magaliwoodrock 19
Wow what a turn off