Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself? I hate people who say shit like that.

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littlebrittle77 0

your bf probably put it there

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Virtuoso 0

Deserved it, hopefully it was your boyfriend that put it there, now stop being such a whiney bitch.

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deliapearl 0

shouldn't u see a doctor?

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iiTEMP524 0

Does no one think her guy planted that scorpion there? Or is that just a sweet coincidence

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monkeyspark 6

It's really the irony that stings the most...

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Ozmat 0

Nice, I hope you die. YDI he didn't cry:)

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gothymama 0

Wow that's a bit much. Yes she was a bitch, but she doesn't deserve to die!

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arielzbkny 0

Wtf? R u ok? Yea she was bein an asshole but cmon u hope she dies? Wow ur a bitch

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24788 6

Haha, scorpion heard you dissing his work on your husband. He wanted to prove he could take you out.

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FPsLife 5

Wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen. *Activates flame shield*

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