Surrounded

By Alyce - 10/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Lewistown

Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Shrieking_Shack_Maiden - 07/09/2018 23:30

Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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Beep beep

By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 11 October 2020 3:22

There's always the passenger-side door.

alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 10 October 2020 23:12

I kind of feel you. I have intense disgust of cockroaches. I need an instrument like a long handled broom or a flamethrower to get rid of them. But flies or stink bugs i catch with bare hand.

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alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 10 October 2020 23:12

I kind of feel you. I have intense disgust of cockroaches. I need an instrument like a long handled broom or a flamethrower to get rid of them. But flies or stink bugs i catch with bare hand.

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 11 October 2020 2:06

That's incredibly sweet. Did you get in ok? It's something to look back at and laugh about the irony.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 11 October 2020 3:22

There's always the passenger-side door.

xxlk4xx 6

Sunday 11 October 2020 15:33

I have the same fear with bees or anything that stings! I've gotten a lot calmer but if I'm trapped in the car with a bee all I want to do is a truck and roll!

Chandl3r 9

Monday 12 October 2020 17:36

What your SO did was very sweet and what an SO should do and you should do back for his fears, but a fear that intense should be dealt with. Having fear is no problem, but if you don't have an outlet to dispose of it (Being able to kill it) than you NEED to work on that for your own bettering.