By fack - United States - San Francisco
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
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  mds9986  |  24

It's kind of funny we don't realize how awful our peripheral vision is. I remember seeing this experiment where people would look at a point and couldn't tell a male from a female person standing in their peripheral vision.