By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 604
You deserved it 10 726

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Care to share whatever it is you're smoking OP?

Peripheral vision; thou art a destroyer of pride.

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Care to share whatever it is you're smoking OP?

Id say its time to trim or shave that area op.

the op sounds like a simpleton. She got what she deserved.

#38, look at the gender icon again. OP is a man, not a woman.

Peripheral vision; thou art a destroyer of pride.

It's kind of funny we don't realize how awful our peripheral vision is. I remember seeing this experiment where people would look at a point and couldn't tell a male from a female person standing in their peripheral vision.

I would say something to the effect of "man up", but....spiders.

Could always shave :) haha

Just be glad it wasn't an actual spider

Time to trim.

Don't look at your bush down there

Op is a guy and it's normal for guys to have armpit hair lol.