Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend raged furiously at me for never initiating sex. The reason I haven't been initiating is because she was on a medically-ordered sex ban, and she "forgot to tell me" that her doctor had cleared her two weeks ago. She's still mad at me, and there's still no sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Hockeyboy4280 18
First ever guy to get excited over those words...
deadxwedding84 5
Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?
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Comments (106)
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : So why not break-up? There's no sense in staying in a relationship if you're unhappy.
Night777 4
If you hate her so much then dump her instead of whining on here about how much you hate her! You are an asshole
nismo_r2 5
Someone got the herps
sydaknee 6
Wow time to break up....
Jacked97grand 9
Nobody is here for advice so keep it to yourself. I read these for a good laugh, not to critique others. Chill out
Fmlsea 28
Wow , why are you with her if you don't like anymore . OP the best thing is stop prolonging it and end it that way you both can move on and be happy.
LibbieCelaya 0
I'm confused. People are saying, then you should dump her. But doesn't he mean he 'hates' her because it's hard to resist her and his doctor told him no sex ?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
@ 148 > No he actually truly hates his girlfriend and therefore got excited over the fact that the doctor told him he could not have sex with her for 2 months. OP> what the hell are you doing with a girl you don’t like? Can’t you simply leave her and you both move on?
TroyMitchell 1
Maybe you just realized I'm gay.
xBrookiee_Babyyx 0
haha! aww! thats pitiful
joss777 3
You all such a ******* sexist *****. I bet I saw an FML like this exactly before written by a girl. And everyone was blaming her BF. Wtf? Guys are always wrong. Go kill yourself bitches
QueenSaru 28
Wtf. What does this comment have to do with any of the other comments? No one's blaming anyone for anything... Most of the comments are pointing out that if he realized he hates her that much, he should do the right thing and break up with her. This is not blaming him or her for anything unless he continues to string her along AFTER this point.
joss777 3
I'm talking about that most people put ydi here. When a girl had same situation most people put fyl. And all comments were like; omg your bf must be so bad, he must be such a jerk, oh baby I feel sorry for you, he must have a small dick and so on. But here no one saying like: oh I feel you bro! This bitch must have small **** and doesn't know how to suck well if you don't like to have sex with her. You see what I mean? English isn't my first language so it's hard to explain