By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 041
You deserved it 362

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Lobby_Bee 17

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

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Lobby_Bee 17

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

boopingsnoot 24

Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something

nityasomaiya 46

Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.

boopingsnoot 24

OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?

YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.

stephh_1 11

Lol that made me laugh too hard

species4872 19

That's just lazy.

Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.

Adeline90 10

I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.