Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.
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RichardPencil
| 30
You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.
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RichardPencil
| 30
You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something
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nityasomaiya
| 46
Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?
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CantTouchThat
| 27
YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.
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stephh_1
| 11
Lol that made me laugh too hard
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species4872
| 19
That's just lazy.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.
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Adeline90
| 10
I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.