FML : Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

By Picky - / Thursday 6 July 2017 14:58 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7480623 - Thursday 6 July 2017 14:18

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7480657 - Thursday 6 July 2017 15:36

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7480623 - Thursday 6 July 2017 14:18

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7480657 - Thursday 6 July 2017 15:36

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7480692 - Thursday 6 July 2017 16:59

Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something

nityasomaiya | 46

#7480755 - Thursday 6 July 2017 18:33

Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.

boopingsnoot | 23

#7480931 - Thursday 6 July 2017 23:02

OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7480703 - Thursday 6 July 2017 17:21

That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?

By CantTouchThat | 27

#7480720 - Thursday 6 July 2017 17:41

YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.

By stephh_1 | 11

#7480726 - Thursday 6 July 2017 18:01

Lol that made me laugh too hard

By species4872 | 19

#7480831 - Thursday 6 July 2017 20:26

That's just lazy.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7480866 - Thursday 6 July 2017 21:35

Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.

By Adeline90 | 10

#7480970 - Friday 7 July 2017 0:16

I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.

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