By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

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RichardPencil 30

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

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Lobby_Bee 17

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

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RichardPencil 30

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

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boopingsnoot 24

Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something

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nityasomaiya 46

Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.

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boopingsnoot 24

OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?

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CantTouchThat 29

YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.

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stephh_1 11

Lol that made me laugh too hard

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species4872 19

That's just lazy.

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Glowworm56 26

Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.

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Adeline90 10

I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.

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