First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something

Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.

OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!

That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?

YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.

Lol that made me laugh too hard

That's just lazy.

Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.

I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.