Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...
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epicwinmaster 0
finally an fml that ireply_w_lyrics hasnt commented on.. i hate that ******. ireply if you comment on this, i will personally unleash my army of pissed of gnomes on you. go eat some ******* muffins...
sleepreader 0
Sorry I'm late. ireply_with_lyrics coupdn't come today, something about a HIV virus or something. I don't really know what that is, some kind of computer virus I'm guessing? Anyways, I'm here to fill in for him. Just for today. And ireply, if you're a girl, I'm really sorry. Maybe work on your makeup alitllte bit? And if you're a guy... I'm... just... sorry... anyways... ahem She clings to me like cellophane Fake plastic submarine Slowly driving me insane But now that's over So what if the sex was great Just a temporary escape Another thing I grew to hate But now that's over Why, why you always kick me when I'm high Knock me down till we see eye to eye Figured her out I know she may not be Miss Right she'll do right now, she'll do right now I used to hang on every word Each lie was more absurd Kept me so insecure But now that's over She taught me how to trust And to believe in us And then she taught me how to cuss That bitch it's over (You know I used to be such a nice boy) (yea, I know it doesn't really fit, but did ireply's song lyrics really fit either?)
couturegirl2 7
what the ****...
triplethreat13 0
"traumatized" and "chemistry" are both spelled wrong. idiot.
CrunkCupcake97 2
oh god this reminds me of mean girls(;
Dynoblaze 1
talk about having chemistry and drama all in one event.
shootingstar8D 0
Atleast u didn't get yo ass in trouble
viaco12 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! thats AWESOME!!!!!!! i hope u hav a good time in those classes this year!
frozenpandaman 0
lmfao
1234jnimawe 0
now you know you'll definitly pass!!
RIKANA 0
O_O O boy! that's not a good sign... back when I was in high school, a student cople got it on, when I was going to the rest room. they got it on with souch a passen, I could here them over my iPod. I left to fined another restroom, leaving them as a teacher whent in and yelled at them. that was also audible over my iPod. anyway... you'll get over it:) I did! RI
heyy_theree 0
that was... horrible. way to be incompetent and not use the correct homonym of hear/ here. 1. you have monstrous grammar. 2. your spelling is horrendous. 3. i suggest that you go back to middle school. i mean, really? "souch a passen" wtf? how can you screw up the word 'such'? whatever..
redheadff 0
did you get extra credit or whatt?!?