Lookin' good

By Sleeping Beauty - 19/12/2015 19:20 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I took a nap on the couch. Apparently, my wife decided to put makeup all over my face as I slept. She didn't tell me until after I went to the gas station to grab some beer. Looks like I will have to find a new place to buy beer from now on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 060
You deserved it 3 778

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

MisterKnowItAll 15


MisterKnowItAll 15

I now always make it a point to look in the mirror for a couple seconds before I leave my house. I learned that the hard way when I was at a meeting with dried drool on the side of my mouth.

OP should've owned that shit, don't let a little makeup ruin your beer buying location!.. my poor use of words I apologize for. rock it

Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

Railroader 16

Not really #7, I really don't care for beer and last I checked I had all the parts to say I was a man.

While I agree that beer is irrelevant, I think that there is a lot more to being a man than just 'having the qualifying parts.'

Railroader 16

Not the point I was trying to make but whatever

who buys beer at the gas station? Its more money and in Colorado at least its 3.2 beer, huge rip off!

KhaleesiDannie 26

Maybe he thought you had already passed out drunk at some wild party

littleteapot 21

Maybe she was trying to help you get free drinks?

Well damn next time paint her face and then let her go to the store

Okay, this one is hilarious :D Find a good and harmless way to repay that favor! :)

Why would you get kicked out of a bar for that?

He didn't. He's too embarrassed to go back.

What FML are you reading there was no Bar and he wasn't kicked out of anywhere

This is why it is always important to check a mirror before you leave the house.