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Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

You probably looked fabulous.


You probably looked fabulous.

I now always make it a point to look in the mirror for a couple seconds before I leave my house. I learned that the hard way when I was at a meeting with dried drool on the side of my mouth.

OP should've owned that shit, don't let a little makeup ruin your beer buying location!.. my poor use of words I apologize for. rock it

Don't worry OP you're a strong independent man who don't need no beer!

No he ain't every man needs a beer

Not really #7, I really don't care for beer and last I checked I had all the parts to say I was a man.

While I agree that beer is irrelevant, I think that there is a lot more to being a man than just 'having the qualifying parts.'

Not the point I was trying to make but whatever

who buys beer at the gas station? Its more money and in Colorado at least its 3.2 beer, huge rip off!

Maybe he thought you had already passed out drunk at some wild party

Maybe she was trying to help you get free drinks?

Is your wife 12?

If you mean a 12 then yes, she is.

Well damn next time paint her face and then let her go to the store

Okay, this one is hilarious :D Find a good and harmless way to repay that favor! :)

Why would you get kicked out of a bar for that?

He didn't. He's too embarrassed to go back.

He was at a gas station. Not a bar.

What FML are you reading there was no Bar and he wasn't kicked out of anywhere

Your wife is awesome :)

This is why it is always important to check a mirror before you leave the house.