School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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frenchfry7292 0

Friday 25 December 2009 23:06

Kids really do that at school. I hooked up with someone In the school restroom.

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:13

I would never be able to look at my teachers the same way again

green2go 14

Friday 22 January 2010 2:18

can any one say blackmail if u tell there boss they will be fired and have charges pressed on them

rwac07 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:00

what a *****. as if u would put out at school.

bbircymme 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:43

didn't that happen in Mean Girls? hm

budster1993 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 5:07

hahaha what funny is that it sounds like the teacher want to screw each other as well in the closet ! foursome anyone???

varkey 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:58

idiots

EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

Monday 13 December 2010 3:57

they must have chemestry don't be so dramatic

carmilla15 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 6:34

this is probably fake, but think before you be a *****.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 10 June 2011 0:22

Hahaha.

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