FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear...

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ph2222 / Monday 5 October 2015 17:10 / United States - Toledo

Intimacy

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By zxtq | 14

#6427785 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

By phazetryhard | 10

#6427789 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

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By zxtq | 14

#6427785 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

By phazetryhard | 10

#6427789 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

SoloAutotunE | 17

#6427796 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:42

I'll tell you this. That is not something you do with your parents

crazyindynathan | 13

#6427935 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:09

My vote is for the parents, considering the vast amount of experience.

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6428018 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:35

@34- The parents are married which means the father hasn't had sex in a year and will be done in two minutes...

By catd00d | 10

#6427792 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MrSassypants | 31

#6427812 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:50

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!

By arielmr116 | 18

#6427793 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

The irony is strong in this one

By mustangbravo | 27

#6427794 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

Been there.

By classicman007 | 4

#6427795 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:41

How is this a bad thing?

By uglytwin | 15

#6427810 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:48

Bang bang into the room... No? I'll walk myself out

By jane35 | 13

#6427814 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:51

It's their place though, y'all just a guest

By bad_boyfriend | 10

#6427816 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:52

Plot twist: His parents were listening to you and it got them in the mood

oliv34 | 11

#6428736 - Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:53

right!!! thats what i was thinking

By Angelkisses130 | 26

#6427818 - Monday 5 October 2015 22:53

At least you guys were respectful....can't really guarantee I'd have the same amount of self-control XD

jake_braves | 24

#6428027 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:45

Me too ^_^

Tenebrous_fml | 12

#6428368 - Tuesday 6 October 2015 21:03

There are 69 likes, I would like but I can't ruin it! It's too perfect!

stickthatwhere | 16

#6431559 - Saturday 10 October 2015 15:53

same, I'd of given it to someone
hard

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