Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things...

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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You deserved it 4 967

Courtesy visit

By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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You deserved it 1 361

By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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You deserved it 38 460

Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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zxtq 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

phazetryhard 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

Comments

zxtq 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

phazetryhard 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

SoloAutotunE 17

Monday 5 October 2015 22:42

I'll tell you this. That is not something you do with your parents

crazyindynathan 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 2:09

My vote is for the parents, considering the vast amount of experience.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:35

@34- The parents are married which means the father hasn't had sex in a year and will be done in two minutes...

catd00d 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:38

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Show it anyway

MrSassypants 32

Monday 5 October 2015 22:50

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!

arielmr116 18

Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

The irony is strong in this one

mustangbravo 27

Monday 5 October 2015 22:40

Been there.

classicman007 4

Monday 5 October 2015 22:41

How is this a bad thing?

uglytwin 15

Monday 5 October 2015 22:48

Bang bang into the room... No? I'll walk myself out

jane35 13

Monday 5 October 2015 22:51

It's their place though, y'all just a guest

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:52

Plot twist: His parents were listening to you and it got them in the mood

oliv34 11

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:53

right!!! thats what i was thinking

Angelkisses130 26

Monday 5 October 2015 22:53

At least you guys were respectful....can't really guarantee I'd have the same amount of self-control XD

jake_braves 25

Tuesday 6 October 2015 5:45

Me too ^_^

Tenebrous_fml 12

Tuesday 6 October 2015 21:03

There are 69 likes, I would like but I can't ruin it! It's too perfect!

stickthatwhere 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:53

same, I'd of given it to someone hard

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