Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...
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Comments (110)
cecile0607 1
Please learn to spell and stop making up stories, thanks.
legendofdon 0
YDI for not being able to spell
ladiesman14 0
op its ok babe , there are lots of girls who cant spell in high school, college, and in the real world. its ok if your really hot and not fat. by the way do you wanna hook up sometime ?
DresdenB17 0
I <3 chemestry
heyy_theree 0
i hate to say it- but you're stupid. how in the hell do you not spell chemistry right? and traumatized? you fail dude. like epically. you're so incompetent..
heyy_theree 0
# 30- *makes police siren noises* right here :D
movies12 0
How could people be so RUDE and make a big ******* deal about spelling. We aren't in school, when we right this. People quite acting like our TEACHERS and PARENTS for **** sakes. GROW UP.
Unregistered 0
lmao when we right? when we write* dumbass. Maybe you should get past the awkward stages of puberty before you type anything on the internet and btw PUTTING CAPS IN DIFFRENT places of your RANT DOESNT make it look more IMPORTANT
silly_kate 0
ha, epic win! XD
debatingalways 0
Write*
silly_kate 0
YDI if you cant even spell! EPIC FAIL!
LOLgasmic123 9
ahahaha orgi rite der LOL...
heyy_theree 0
the deff edited it. >.>