Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Top comments
mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...
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Comments (110)
truepanda 2
woah woah woah. u cant just stop there u have to tell the rest or else im asuming ur lying -_-
Captain_Wyatt 13
You missed a chance to have your name be DRAMATIZED.
doglover100 29
Awkward.
Baller_Bob 17
Foursome?
asmb100 27
Great minds think alike.
Honest_FML 9
Those classes just got that more interesting!!
mathosiantech 10
What if the teachers were girls
HiThereIFailed 15
Holy sh*t... Oooo... Ummm no comment..
oasis359 13
some dramatic chemistry goin on in there.
briedabro 32
*Traumatized