School, Sex, Students and Intimacy: Riverdale - FML

Riverdale

By TRAMATIZED - 08/09/2009 22:08 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

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mmonroe_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:22

HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!

lesbee 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:33

I smell blackmail...

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gorbagil 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:23

U cant spell chemistry...

MadeOfAwesome 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:28

Apparently you and your boyfriend aren't the only ones who have "chemistry"... But I bet there was a lot of "drama" when you guys all saw each other :P Sorry. That was incredibly lame, but I had to say it(:

sleepreader 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 6:40

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!! OOOOOOHHHH!!!!

MiniatureMayhem 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:36

I've never had chemestry before. Sounds a lot like chemistry, though.

Judgment99 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:48

So was it an orgy? Nice?

xXxFML 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:11

A foursome in the making

Jincos 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:20

Fake.

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:21

acckkwwaarrdd

MikeLitoris_fml 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 4:39

awesome, just awesome. now you have leverage :]

DbeX 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:12

Op, just dont kiss and tell. Btw its spelled TRAUMATIZED

stlkid 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:13

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