oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/

not if they are under age. But thats sucks,op. sorry about your small penis =[

YDI for having a small penis ... had to have been said sooner or later ;D

Yeah, I'd say it definitely does. Since he just switched from pediatrics to adult medicine, it implies that he recently turned 18. And that means it's not the doctor's decision to tell his parent's anything. He would have had to give consent, and I'm sure if he was aware of the problem, he wouldn't have done that. Switch doctors again, dude. You have a bad one.

Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.

Yeah, that age for me was 14, for my ex.... 20. FML.

Dude, if he is 18 why the hell would his parents be at the doctors with him? I think if he was 18 and going to the doctor his mommy and daddy wouldn't be there with him. I am guessing he is probably 13.

Ha. My pediatrician kicke me out when I turned 18, which sucks because none of the adult doctors in my area were taking on new patients at the time. I either had to drive over an hour, or not see a doctor. (I chose option #2)

what are the remedies?

Hypothetically speaking, what remedies did he speak of? They are for my friend of course!

yeah...Metallica and Slayer are EPIC...SOAD's just awesome

hey your lucky he caught it early before it went out of hand

however, here at mlia we do anyways xP

awwwww poor thing... as if his parents didn't already know though! And you never know - maybe he is a "grower" not a "shower".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBD9emGjNPs all this made me think of

Agreed. This isn't as bad as it seems dude. At least now you know what to do about it. I (if I had a penis) would rather find out in a doctors office than with a girl my first time. Before you give me crap about how I don't understand because I'm a girl, I'll let you know that I have larger than average lips. I have a tough time wearing swimsuits because I look like I have a sack with some serious camel toe.

You just left me speechless with my jaw open haha. Oh what the anonymity of the internet brings out of people. Gotta love it! Props to including that useful tidbit of information there :)

who the fuck cares?

Actually, doctor/patient confidentiality extends to everyone (disregarding small children)

thats hot lol fun to suck on lol

Camel milk. So I've heard. But, I'm a chick, and don't really worry about that. But unless you have, like, a micropenis, you shouldn't be concerned. Read the Kama Sutra. Learn. To some chicks, a big penis hurts.

It doesn't matter how old the person is, doctor patient confidentiality is ALWAYS there whether they're 13 or 75, so yes that does violate it, report him.

no pun intended.

hahahahahahahaha that's funny and no of course it doesn't break the confidentiality cause their his parents and he was gonna tell them ways to fix it

I know what you mean!

#52 He might not have his license and his parents drove him.

giggity..

It only breaks confidentiality if he was over 18 or sharing the information with someone who was not the guys parent or guardian.

awkward. enough said.

i have a tiny cock

suuuuucks. haha

At least op is getting help now

wow that sucks.

"...My cock is much bigger than yours, My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure.. It's got you screaming back for more...."

Best one yet. I love it. :D

"My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick is like supersize Your dick look like two fries My dick more mass than the Earth Your dick half staff (it needs work) "

what song?

Mine's Cigaro, dunno his

i meant urs. he just added his as i was typing. haha he's a fake nyway. like the fake plexico.

#26's song is "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. Anyway, sucks that he would reveal something like that without your consent (as he's supposed to do), OP.

Cigaro bitch! SOAD

The fake Plexico and p1exico are both gone for good. Anyway, lyrics dude, WIN!!! Mega win. You unlocked my approval!

lmao how do you not know that song? calling it fake wow do you get out often?

what???!!!plexico's gone?!

wait what? haha n the real p1exico. the one who was the "voice of reason" on fml.

haha Actually, I'm a girl. and I wasn't trying to bite off IRWL style -just some lyrical banter. ;] his simply reminded me of that one [granted, a terrible song but fitting].

o. k good cause i hate ppl like tht. n unregistered. haha if he see's this he's gonna reply with some bullshit.

Cigaro. FTW. Pwned. Well spoken, ireply_w_lyrics!

SOAD FTW

lmao nvm lyrics i read all the other fml's you posted on and i have just one thing to say- stop posting on fml you are getting really ennoying seriously nobody cares that you can reply with lyrics

Ouch that was mean to say Intoxic lol What did you mean by plex being gone though? _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Its k, its not the real Intoxicunt. Click on the profile.

Lol man this shit is so childish. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

yup. SHIT. i have two l's in my name that can be capital i's

Why did he switch from a pediatrician to an adult doctor? All pediatricians are adults! Doogie Howser was just a TV show, not a documentary. How's a minor going to buy malpractice insurance, huh? He should have stuck with the pediatrician so his doctor would consider his penis small-ish instead of "abnormally small." Better yet, he should have never left his neo-natologist who would have that thought he was HUGE!

If you're going to imitate me, learn how to fucking spell. Idiot. Actually, if you're going to imitate me, go visit the Grand Canyon and dive into it. Trust me, there's lots of deep water at the bottom.

Haha, that's the first thing that got me. Second was the fact that the real one would insult in a wittier way :P

Exactly. Plus, you know I read most of your comments. Your style and humor is no stranger to me. If I were going to impersonate someone, I would be effective. I would observe the way they type, who they talk to, everything. I guess some people just want their 15 minutes of infamy before they get banned.

translation: i have no life

my dick benchpress 350, ur sh:t cant shoplift at thrifties

Gotta love SOAD XD

so, what are the remedies? xD

Hahahahah I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!

Try pulling it.

umm... OUCH D:

#5 haha! nice SOAD song

soad?

System Of A Down. Epic band. I'm sure you've heard of them.

o. haha yea my 5 yr old cuz was showin me byob yesterday. i should get some of there songs on my ipod. and do you know y plexico left? he was the best..

soad, epic? not quite.

BLASPHEMY! Violent Pornography is my current blast-while-driving-with-windows-down song. System Of A Down never gets old :)

the_coon, I didn't leave. There was an impostor who used my name but capitalized the initial 'P'. He even stole my picture to make himself even more like me. They booted him. Although my nickname starts with a small 'p', it is the OP that HAS the small 'p'.

lmao

haha thank god

LOL ...at least he wants to help? =P

HAHA, right.

how do you not know that song? lmao calling it fake wow get out often?