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oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
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Show it anywayYeah, I'd say it definitely does. Since he just switched from pediatrics to adult medicine, it implies that he recently turned 18. And that means it's not the doctor's decision to tell his parent's anything. He would have had to give consent, and I'm sure if he was aware of the problem, he wouldn't have done that. Switch doctors again, dude. You have a bad one.
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.
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Show it anywayDude, if he is 18 why the hell would his parents be at the doctors with him? I think if he was 18 and going to the doctor his mommy and daddy wouldn't be there with him. I am guessing he is probably 13.
what are the remedies?
hey your lucky he caught it early before it went out of hand
LOL! That's ****** up. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
awwwww poor thing... as if his parents didn't already know though! And you never know - maybe he is a "grower" not a "shower".
Agreed. This isn't as bad as it seems dude. At least now you know what to do about it. I (if I had a penis) would rather find out in a doctors office than with a girl my first time. Before you give me crap about how I don't understand because I'm a girl, I'll let you know that I have larger than average lips. I have a tough time wearing swimsuits because I look like I have a sack with some serious camel toe.
It's probably that if a man loses 30 lbs he'll SEE another inch of his penis. Before the loss, it would be concealed by his big ol' belly.
Another bonus is that the ladies don't have to hold your adipose bag of corpulence over their heads like a tarp when they blow you. They hate that. They make you pay extra. Or, so I've heard.
who the **** cares?
Actually, doctor/patient confidentiality extends to everyone (disregarding small children)
thats hot lol fun to suck on lol
Camel milk. So I've heard. But, I'm a chick, and don't really worry about that. But unless you have, like, a micropenis, you shouldn't be concerned. Read the Kama Sutra. Learn. To some chicks, a big penis hurts.
It doesn't matter how old the person is, doctor patient confidentiality is ALWAYS there whether they're 13 or 75, so yes that does violate it, report him.
no pun intended.
hahahahahahahaha that's funny and no of course it doesn't break the confidentiality cause their his parents and he was gonna tell them ways to fix it
#52 He might not have his license and his parents drove him.
giggity..
It only breaks confidentiality if he was over 18 or sharing the information with someone who was not the guys parent or guardian.
awkward. enough said.
i have a tiny ****
wow that sucks.
"...My **** is much bigger than yours, My **** can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure.. It's got you screaming back for more...."
Best one yet. I love it. :D
"My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick is like supersize Your dick look like two fries My dick more mass than the Earth Your dick half staff (it needs work) "
Mine's Cigaro, dunno his
Cigaro bitch! SOAD
The fake Plexico and p1exico are both gone for good. Anyway, lyrics dude, WIN!!! Mega win. You unlocked my approval!
SOAD FTW
lmao nvm lyrics i read all the other fml's you posted on and i have just one thing to say- stop posting on fml you are getting really ennoying seriously nobody cares that you can reply with lyrics
Ouch that was mean to say Intoxic lol What did you mean by plex being gone though? _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Its k, its not the real Intoxicunt. Click on the profile.
Lol man this shit is so childish. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
yup. SHIT. i have two l's in my name that can be capital i's
Why did he switch from a pediatrician to an adult doctor? All pediatricians are adults! Doogie Howser was just a TV show, not a documentary. How's a minor going to buy malpractice insurance, huh? He should have stuck with the pediatrician so his doctor would consider his penis small-ish instead of "abnormally small." Better yet, he should have never left his neo-natologist who would have that thought he was HUGE!
If you're going to imitate me, learn how to ******* spell. Idiot. Actually, if you're going to imitate me, go visit the Grand Canyon and dive into it. Trust me, there's lots of deep water at the bottom.
Haha, that's the first thing that got me. Second was the fact that the real one would insult in a wittier way :P
Exactly. Plus, you know I read most of your comments. Your style and humor is no stranger to me. If I were going to impersonate someone, I would be effective. I would observe the way they type, who they talk to, everything. I guess some people just want their 15 minutes of infamy before they get banned.
translation: i have no life
my dick benchpress 350, ur sh:t cant shoplift at thrifties
so, what are the remedies? xD
Try pulling it.
umm... OUCH D:
#5 haha! nice SOAD song
System Of A Down. Epic band. I'm sure you've heard of them.
BLASPHEMY! Violent Pornography is my current blast-while-driving-with-windows-down song. System Of A Down never gets old :)
@pimpin88 - Honestly, dude, your dick is 6 inches...so you are not turning heads in the locker room and the ladies (or guys, depending on how you roll) are not gasping when you drop your pants. Stop lamenting in your longwinded style like some **** sage about how you are so glad you don't have a tiny dick. Yours is average, based on the way you were talking I was expecting you to announce some 12 inch python or something...
the_coon, I didn't leave. There was an impostor who used my name but capitalized the initial 'P'. He even stole my picture to make himself even more like me. They booted him. Although my nickname starts with a small 'p', it is the OP that HAS the small 'p'.
lmao
HAHA, right.
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oh wow.. that really sucks LOL :[ Doesn't that break that whole doctor-patient confidentiality agreement? :/
Just because you're no longer going to a pediatrician doesn't mean you're 18. It just means you're old enough to not sit in a room with a stack of Highlights magazines, kid toys, and tiny chairs. After a certain age, you just don't feel it's necessary to sit in a room with train wallpaper.