Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown in my gym class. As a result, we had to go into the boys' locker room, so naturally, it smelled like a fart in there. Some dumbass had a "brilliant" idea to spray a WHOLE FUCKING CAN OF AXE SPRAY in the locker room. I have asthma. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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mmonroe_fml 0
HAHAHA LMFAO, you're kidding. AWESOME!
lesbee 0
I smell blackmail...
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Comments (110)
tamoodielovesmar 1
you spelled traumatized wrong (username)
MizuWolf 3
Chemistry now, Drama later
Narwhal234 6
I bet that was a dramatic moment.
ThatSceneKid1313 9
If they bullshit you with punishment, tell the district they were about to buttfuck in the closet.
blayke96 8
I see an orgy!
Honda288 2
Use this! Blackmail your way to perfect grades in those classes. And depending on what you saw maybe get some counseling.
EdenLis 14
Did they totally change the original story's writing? Cause I don't see traumatized anywhere ... They could've just fix the spelling. Not replace it with a whole nother word.
SecretSeduction 1
Well, that escalated quickly.
madgrinchhatter 12
Mutual blackmail.
MissNicky177 6
Aca-awkward