Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.
Kickmehard 0
Just goes to show beggars can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD
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Comments (160)
nofxtime 0
Damn, you were burned so bad I can feel the heat right through the internet.
EmoKidsFail 0
Maybe he said that because the OP was very beautiful and he didn't think he had a chance in hell of getting with her.
Drayon 0
You two should totally battle to death in the most epic and exciting arena, That will expose the anger that i felt upon reading this fml
worldjudge 0
ok, so you are both ugly. so what?
scateice 0
Uhh, why is it always "mean pretty people" and "nice fat people" I've seen LOTS of nice beautiful people and super bitchy fat people so........
sjp092 0
Maybe he was talking about himself =)
rhymethyme 0
Oh I hate when they judge me Like I have just judged them! How could they judge on what they see? But at least I was first to condemn!
HearMeOut 0
how do you know he doesn't mean "your kidding right?" as in, "i can't compare to her" maybe he's self-conscious? if not, totally fyl. ahahahha
Voids 0
Haha! Pwned.
trixie899 0
you guys are perfect for each other!!!!!