Dating, First Dates and Love: Reverse Uno card

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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You deserved it 3 237

Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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You deserved it 105

Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Twinklestar 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:13

Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.

Kickmehard 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:11

Just goes to show beggars can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:47

I think the guy's honesty is refreshing. That certainly is better than wasting time with each other, both waiting for the other person to measure up.

Poundingsand 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 18:48

How did she come to this in-depth evaluation before he even delivered his opening line? I can only guess that there was absolutely nothing wrong with this guy UNTIL his proclamation of "You're kidding, right?". Perhaps OP is simply trying to save face with her description of this guy...

tigerg33 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:10

YDI for being so shallow. he might have meant it in a way like "shes out of my league shes so good looking, why would you hook her up with me?" or maybe your so full of yourself that your not so good lookin after all and you got what was comin to you.

luvrainxoxo 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:20

Karma is a bitchhh :D And something tells me that at first the guy wasn't all that ugly, but once the "You're kidding, right?" was delivered he magically became a hideous beast. Hmmm... :)

woopsieDoopsie 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:24

That sucks... Hope that guy looks in the mirror and realizes his hypocrisy

totalbadass 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:34

Sounds like someone is just bitter. You probably didn't think he was that bad looking until he rejected you.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:41

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot...

EastFMLer 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:43

Geez, that sucks... for him.

failuristic 3

Wednesday 4 November 2009 20:19

Okay, so let me get this straight: You didn't find this guy attractive, and he apparently didn't find you attractive, so your life is somehow ****** because not every guy in the world thinks you're some kind of ******* goddess? Geez, YDI for being a bitch...