Dating, First Dates and Love: Reverse Uno card

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 902

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By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 625

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 502

You deserved it 4 025

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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You deserved it 3 237

Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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You deserved it 105

Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 355

You deserved it 31 722

By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

Twinklestar 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:13

Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.

Kickmehard 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:11

Just goes to show beggars can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD

Comments

Chopperman_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:50

Aww, maybe you're not such hot stuff after all?

rawrgrr911 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:12

you know what?? thats probably the only date hes had, so dont feel bad! and, another thing, i saw the most hideous guy with a messed up face running and as i was trying to decide what was wrong with him, he up and yells loser at me, then calls me firecrotch when i have brunnete hair. people say dumb things:)

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 5 November 2009 10:23

People say dumb things, yes. The boy in your story, however, did not. You were "trying to decide what was wrong" with his "messed up face." If he'd been burned or something, he probably gets treated like a circus freak. I'm sure you'd get pissy too if you had to constantly deal with stares of disgust, nosy questions, and the like. His "messed up face" may not be his fault. Your judgemental attitude, however, is ENTIRELY your fault.

blarghityblarghh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 14:34

Yeah, but you aren't hot either.

SGTSlaughter 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:15

An ugly,disgusting person with high expectations?Why do you care anyways,he's ugly and disgusting,right?

sababa1 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:48

Dont feel bad. At least u got a date. I followed a girl around for a year, and when she finally agreed to go out with me, she dumped me after 4 days, before we got to do anything.

d0u6la5b 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 3:47

DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM! For the sake of humanity I beg you please! This means you're both ******* ugly. You're here already, let's not ruin it by bringing more of you into this world!

mr_funny 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:35

dont you hate if when really ugly girls (the fml writer) have too high standards for the opposite sex? take what you can get...which is probably next to nothing.