Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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Twinklestar 0
Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.
Kickmehard 0
Just goes to show beggars can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD
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Comments (160)
iloveparis_fml 0
You know what's worse than ugly people? Ugly people who think they're pretty... YDI for being ugly!
HighLife19 0
Harsh. And shallow. Hah, obviously you're pretty damn ugly too! That's what you deserve
neverStopLaughin 0
So it's ok for YOU to say what you want about people no matter how rude it is but, when someone says something about you it's terriable. Wow. Someones a shallow bitch.
DLT_17 0
jeez. all you guys are acting like bitches. he probably thought he deserved more or somthin. I'm sure if you were rated by this guy you would be rated much less. get over urselves.
breathemein 10
Him ugly? lol ur ugly .. with a ugly personality shallow hoee
HarperGirl 4
yep thats what i thought
fmlrofl19 0
What goes around comes around ^_^
jpest17 5
people always say the ideal woman is unabtainable, but the contradict themselfsby creating an ideal man.
mockingjay_fml 0
what a kawinkadink ! the same situation happened to my friend too
brianjman14 23
People think you're shallow (which you kind of are), but still, you did give him a chance and I give you props for that. He was the more shallow one, so FYL.