I'm pleasantly surprised to see there are less "who cares if you're first" posts cause clearly the FML community DOES care, even if it's just for kicks. Or I'm completely wrong and people don't reply cause they really don't care.

It's still annoying, but meh. The assholes are probably asleep or at school these days. Don't get your hopes up though, a new wave of members joining will fix that.

People who are first sit on FML.com like low lfe no lifes, waiting for them to put up the new FMLs. I'm convinced that that's exactly how it goes down. Also: this FML is FAKE!!!

Well maybe next time you should take a legitamite work placement test at an office or an official site and not "Click here for a free test!!!!! Lawl it's free!"

Ciao lo zio Salvatore questo è Loretta. Dicali alla mia mamma tutta la mancanza lei. La mia figlia Sara è ancora nell'ospedale. Ha dovuto avere chirurgia perché la parte dei suoi intestini era strettamente chiusa. Inoltre ha fatta la sua rimuovere appendice. Sta ritenendo più meglio ma ancora non può mangiare l'alimento. Dica prego la mia mamma che Sara sta andando multare. Eventualmente andrà a casa entro i prossimi giorni. Dica la mamma che non era una ciste ovarica come hanno pensato. Sara lo vuole dirle che la manchi. Don' preoccupazione di t stiamo prendendole la buona cura. Tutti vogliamo la mamma per per avere una buona vacanza e non preoccuparsi, amore e baci a tutto Loretta

She should own a pair already! The test decided once you crossed the "Gender" box... (KIDDING, im not a woman hater, I just find the jokes endlessly funny €:))

haha me too. so are dead baby jokes

Try not to be such a jerk

Way to stereotype...

Why hello there Ms Buzz Killington.

Agreed. I got "refrigerator repairman" in high school, and a friend of mine got "subway car operator." Those tests don't mean anything.

Haha, I got "mime".

Mine said rodeo clown. I cried.

My friend took one of these aptitude tests, and not only did she get 'dishwasher', she also got 'vending machine operator' and 'chimney sweep.'

I think the people who pick the jobs for those tests must have a really great sense of humor and are laughing at all of us from their offices...

I'm a prissy, girly. aspiring attorney. I got 'Fireman' on my test in highschool,

I am an animal lover... I got "taxedermist" :| Lol

could have been garbage disposal or toilet. dishwasher seems almost noble in comparison.

Or a kind of dumpster ;)

Hey! My father was a kind of dumpster!

No lie, that was my first thought, too. Bad joke.. I love your picture though!