Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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RedJester23
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
FYL for having shitty friends
FYL for having shitty friends
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Reyo
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It's called a joke brah. Get over yourself.
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responses
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fyl. that blind guy sounds like an asshole. if he's blind he probably can't even dress himself or comb his own hair and most likely looks like shit everyday.
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TeenieAmerica
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Well, the guy does sound like an ass. But damn, that's a douchey thing for you to say. Being blind doesn't mean you're ugly.
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somnolent
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Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.
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Starchild21
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Exactly. Just look at Daredevil lol :P
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FerrariCake
| 2
Yep... Daredevil knew Electra was hot.
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Emperor_Jim
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He probably smelled you too. Take a shower.
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RedJester23
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i finally got FIRST
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papertigers_fml
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FAIL
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repyourcliche
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no, they did. just another comment.
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RedJester23
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look at the first comment
who is it by?
who is it by?
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roughshit
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ffaaaiiill. ^
420
420
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
Actually they are first. Look at the top comment
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aback
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I guess blind people can be assholes, too.
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netfreak
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"well it sounds like you're going home alone then"
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Attrox
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Wow, you managed to fail at dating a blind person.
Congrats.
Congrats.
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sTejaski
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If this is true, which I doubt, the blind bloke is an ignorant cunt and there is no wonder he's alone
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worldinhand
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lol this is bullshit
FYL for having shitty friends