FML : Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying....

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Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 November 2009 17:44 / United Kingdom

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By somnolent | 0

#689881 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:06

Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.

By RedJester23 | 6

#689880 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:05

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

FYL for having shitty friends

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By RedJester23 | 6

#689880 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:05

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

FYL for having shitty friends

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Reyo | 2

#691912 - Saturday 28 November 2009 3:55

It's called a joke brah. Get over yourself.

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responses | 0

#892170 - Thursday 25 February 2010 20:38

fyl. that blind guy sounds like an asshole. if he's blind he probably can't even dress himself or comb his own hair and most likely looks like shit everyday.

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TeenieAmerica | 9

#1515462 - Friday 8 October 2010 8:39

Well, the guy does sound like an ass. But damn, that's a douchey thing for you to say. Being blind doesn't mean you're ugly.

By somnolent | 0

#689881 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:06

Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.

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Starchild21 | 3

#689896 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:11

Exactly. Just look at Daredevil lol :P

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FerrariCake | 2

#690525 - Friday 27 November 2009 8:46

Yep... Daredevil knew Electra was hot.

By Emperor_Jim | 0

#689888 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:08

He probably smelled you too. Take a shower.

By RedJester23 | 6

#689899 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:12

i finally got FIRST

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papertigers_fml | 0

#690021 - Friday 27 November 2009 0:31

FAIL

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repyourcliche | 0

#691068 - Friday 27 November 2009 17:51

no, they did. just another comment.

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RedJester23 | 6

#694157 - Sunday 29 November 2009 8:59

look at the first comment
who is it by?

By roughshit | 0

#689913 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:17

ffaaaiiill. ^
420

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I_lost_the_game | 25

#3924413 - Sunday 22 January 2012 15:10

Actually they are first. Look at the top comment

By aback | 4

#689925 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:21

I guess blind people can be assholes, too.

By netfreak | 0

#689973 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:51

"well it sounds like you're going home alone then"

By Attrox | 0

#689979 - Thursday 26 November 2009 23:54

Wow, you managed to fail at dating a blind person.

Congrats.

By sTejaski | 0

#690023 - Friday 27 November 2009 0:31

If this is true, which I doubt, the blind bloke is an ignorant cunt and there is no wonder he's alone

By worldinhand | 0

#690024 - Friday 27 November 2009 0:31

lol this is bullshit

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