Today, I had to sit beside this crazy man on the bus. After trying to ignore his ranting about being the Messiah, he suddenly stood up and cursed me as Satan, loudly screaming that he won't be tempted by my devilish ways. FML
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Glowworm56
| 25
If he really was the Messiah and you were Satan, why would either of you be taking a bus?
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e00r
| 10
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home?
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BubblesLilGiggle
| 9
This sounds like my neighbour. Everyone has just learned to ignore her but, still, at times... You just don't need that shit.
By
Fritterzz
| 13
Are you a hot girl that was scantaly clad? If so, I don't blame him you temptress! If not, what a weirdo...
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Glowworm56
| 25
If he really was the Messiah and you were Satan, why would either of you be taking a bus?
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e00r
| 10
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home?
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Glowworm56
| 25
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like one of us?
Drove a tye-dyed microbus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?
Hit the bong like one of us?
Drove a tye-dyed microbus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?
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jfsiv
| 17
You've got to stop hitting on crazy bus guys.
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sumocj
| 14
Today, I sat on the bus next to Satan. FML
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Colon_Man
| 17
That's when you stand up and say, "Good work, sir. You kept strong and passed the Lord's test! Now, go! Spread His word in the East!"
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Should of played along, it would be hilarious!
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writergirl1029
| 17
Classic signs of schizophrenia. I know it wan't fun for you, but his life is probably way worse, all the time.