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Meth: Not Even Once

Today, I had to sit beside this crazy man on the bus. After trying to ignore his ranting about being the Messiah, he suddenly stood up and cursed me as Satan, loudly screaming that he won't be tempted by my devilish ways. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 August 2017 03:45 / Singapore

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7533913 - Friday 25 August 2017 22:07

If he really was the Messiah and you were Satan, why would either of you be taking a bus?

By e00r | 10

#7533929 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:16

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home?

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By BubblesLilGiggle | 9

#7533131 - Thursday 24 August 2017 1:47

This sounds like my neighbour. Everyone has just learned to ignore her but, still, at times... You just don't need that shit.

By Fritterzz | 13

#7533909 - Friday 25 August 2017 21:58

Are you a hot girl that was scantaly clad? If so, I don't blame him you temptress! If not, what a weirdo...

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7533913 - Friday 25 August 2017 22:07

If he really was the Messiah and you were Satan, why would either of you be taking a bus?

By e00r | 10

#7533929 - Friday 25 August 2017 23:16

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home?

Glowworm56 | 25

#7533951 - Saturday 26 August 2017 0:41

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like one of us?
Drove a tye-dyed microbus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

By jfsiv | 17

#7533979 - Saturday 26 August 2017 1:37

You've got to stop hitting on crazy bus guys.

By sumocj | 14

#7534009 - Saturday 26 August 2017 4:32

Today, I sat on the bus next to Satan. FML

By Colon_Man | 17

#7534231 - Saturday 26 August 2017 18:42

That's when you stand up and say, "Good work, sir. You kept strong and passed the Lord's test! Now, go! Spread His word in the East!"

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7534257 - Saturday 26 August 2017 20:41

Should of played along, it would be hilarious!

By writergirl1029 | 17

#7534716 - Monday 28 August 2017 8:27

Classic signs of schizophrenia. I know it wan't fun for you, but his life is probably way worse, all the time.

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