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Today, I had to sit beside this crazy man on the bus. After trying to ignore his ranting about being the Messiah, he suddenly stood up and cursed me as Satan, loudly screaming that he won't be tempted by my devilish ways. FML
If he really was the Messiah and you were Satan, why would either of you be taking a bus?
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home?