Family, Religion and Miscellaneous: Reminder

Reminder

By Sigh - 13/09/2009 12:42 - Australia

Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 11:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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netbeui435 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:20

the holier than thou ones are the worst.

evangldbrg 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am

Comments

yeahreally 6

Monday 14 September 2009 2:23

lmfaoooo omg the part about her response by throwing a brazil nut made me laugh..

lolfest 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:18

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3020

littlegirl12_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:50

This is also not funny in any way. Also, not at all an fml. Oh geez, your family is uncool and religious, THIS HAPPENS, to everyone. You are a moron for posting this and a moron if you think this in any way is ******* funny. ****!

definatelywierd 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:13

I bet brazil nuts hurt

gothymama 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:07

Ugh. Religion. Part of the reason I moved out of my mom's house as quickly as possible was because she would start bitching at me for not going to church with her or not saying grace before dinner. Religion, especially organized religion, needs to just go away. The WTC would still be standing if it weren't for religion.

jos_binet 15

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:07

you sir, are a ********

Rockyio 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:31

Dear xScoutx Your the retard for thinking that a terrorist group was responsible for 9/11. And yes... it has been 8 years...and since you were only 7 when it happened (literally) let me explain something to you from someone who is a lot older and not an American.... Are you ready? because here comes a shocker... THERE WAS NO TERRORIST ATTACK ON SEPTEMBER 11TH, 2001 ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTRES AND THE PENTAGON. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT WAS YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT THAT DID THIS TO MAKE YOU FEAR AND ACCEPT THE IDEA OF WAR. WHY? SO THEY COULD PROFIT, BECAUSE WARS = MONEY. 3000 PEOPLE DID DIE THAT DAY... AND NOT BECAUSE A PLANE HIT THE TOP OF A BUILDING. SERIOUSLY... JUST THINK...USE YOUR OWN GOD GIVEN BRAIN AND THINK ABOUT THIS... IF YOU CHOP DOWN A TREE... YOU CHOP IT FROM THE BASE SO IT ALL FALLS DOWN. BOTH TOWERS FELL... IN PERFECT DEMOLITION STYLE! AND HAVE YOU EVER ONCE SEEN FOOTAGE OF A PLANE HITTING THE PENTAGON? I DIDNT THINK SO STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZgwAGGB

deathproof_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:42

I WILL USE CAPS TO EMPHASIZE MY IDIOTIC AND UNTRUE IDEAS. RAH!!!

shootingstar8D 0

Monday 14 September 2009 7:01

Omg..zzzzzzzzzzzzz

thesheriff88 0

Monday 14 September 2009 8:42

Dear Rockyio: I totally understand now. It makes perfect sense why we went to war. I'm really enjoying all the money we are receiving from Iraq and Afghanistan. Its not like our national debt is growing at an insane rate anymore. Keep believing what you see on youtube. At least that stuff is reliable.

BakerMan_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 10:17

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