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By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton
"Lost his shit"? God, you make it sound like your dad crapped himself.
Have you seriously never heard that expression before, or are you just nitpicking?
Don't say that #35, he might also think that OP's dad picks nits as well!
wowwwwww crazy family...
So you're parents bicker, big deal. Your stupid.
no offense, someguy945, but the Brazil Nut thing was hilarious. OP, your mom is awesome. I bet she plays board games or some shit when she gets sent to her room. Stick it to the man!
Oh wow I missed that. She threw a nut? That is unbelievable and totally off the wall. I take back everything I said. This is the best FML of all time.
yeah that must have hurt. brazil nuts are kinda huge..!! and delicious!
Was the nut okay?
I'm atheist.
Because shooting people is a good Christian thing to do....
*Gets in tank* I'm in a tank, motherfuckers! :)
That was an intelligent comment. Did you think it up all on your own?
Why does 'Suck sum cum' sound like a Thai dish?
Haha. You're right. That's one dish I'd like to avoid, though.
No attack with a religious book?
Am I the only one who mentally decided his mom was praying for a divorce attorney? :)
Is your name George?
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the holier than thou ones are the worst.
My family was pretty much the same, but with my mom and dad roles switched with yours. FYL, and be lucky you're out of the house...unfortunately I'm not, but should only be a few months before I am