Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
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Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a skank. OP: Right you are, mum.

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Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

Yep, his mom hates that motherfucker.

His mom's a bitch. Hey, you may not agree.. But his mom will

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a skank. OP: Right you are, mum.

Confession is good for the soul.

Admitting you have problem is the first step to recovery ;)

"Chicken Soup for the Mum's Soul" written by O.P. Mummer

Did she forgot how old she is?

correcting your grammer didn't make your comment any better

If I didn't correct it it would have bugged me until I did. Just down vote me like the rest, no need to get sensitive.

When someone misspells "grammar" while trying to correct someone else's grammar, it makes me all happy and tingly inside like I've just eaten a warm chocolate cake.

I like it when people say "your an idiot" too.

Mmmmmm. I want some cake!!!!!

I would make an inappropriate masturbation joke, but there are so many to choose from.

if they're inappropriate why would you say any to begin with?

If they're inappropriate, why WOULDN'T you say them?

you're an idiot

Damn. Your mom really hates your mom.

Now you know she is a lesbian too! Awesome!

or she violates herself on the regular and dirty talks to herself

so she fucked herself?

Well the truth comes out when you're drunk!

drunk words are sober thoughts. Or maybe she just likes to speak nonsense when she's drunk.

All of the above

Tis the Irish in her.