Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
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ElricMustang 23
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Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

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DocBastard 38
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Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a skank. OP: Right you are, mum.

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ElricMustang 23
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Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

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cakefete2 30
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Yep, his mom hates that motherfucker.

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NoShit_Sherly 11
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His mom's a bitch. Hey, you may not agree.. But his mom will

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DocBastard 38
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Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a skank. OP: Right you are, mum.

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cakefete2 30
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Confession is good for the soul.

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
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Admitting you have problem is the first step to recovery ;)

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lovethenumber13 14
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"Chicken Soup for the Mum's Soul" written by O.P. Mummer

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beautifulbeats26 6
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Did she forgot how old she is?

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awkwardloveannie 28
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correcting your grammer didn't make your comment any better

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beautifulbeats26 6
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If I didn't correct it it would have bugged me until I did. Just down vote me like the rest, no need to get sensitive.

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DocBastard 38
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When someone misspells "grammar" while trying to correct someone else's grammar, it makes me all happy and tingly inside like I've just eaten a warm chocolate cake.

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gotaplanstan 28
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I like it when people say "your an idiot" too.

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sig4life 18
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Mmmmmm. I want some cake!!!!!

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Welshite 39
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I would make an inappropriate masturbation joke, but there are so many to choose from.

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JaegerMayCry 13
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if they're inappropriate why would you say any to begin with?

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13ky13 20
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If they're inappropriate, why WOULDN'T you say them?

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luckyone365 7

you're an idiot

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Damn. Your mom really hates your mom.

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scottyspot 11

Now you know she is a lesbian too! Awesome!

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amDes 11
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or she violates herself on the regular and dirty talks to herself

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SimplyBird 9
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so she fucked herself?

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Well the truth comes out when you're drunk!

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iknowiwantyou 13
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drunk words are sober thoughts. Or maybe she just likes to speak nonsense when she's drunk.

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drake_b3 12
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All of the above

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WhiteRaven16 7
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Tis the Irish in her.

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