first!?

Congrats! You get a cyber-cookie! Please pick it up in the near future.

good job! I care and I think youre a pretty cool guy.

Woah, I think your cookie banned the fucker. He screamed "first", I presume?

You presumed correctly, Kay. So they still are first... to be moderated, that is.

if anyone else wants to be moderated alls they gotta do is dance like it's 1969 and the free lovin' is still lovin' baby, ohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhhh!

I'll keep my fantasy to myself. All I'll say is that it involves an empty beer bottle, some vaseline, and a taser.

I...should stop now.

You guys are sick, just SICK. Especially you, Doc. And yeah, I DO like to tweak my nipples erotically in the shower while crying. No divine modtervention required.

This group of comments is so much more hilarious if you saw the before AND after intervention for them.

#56, who would dare hold an intervention? Kaysl would likely hold them down and tweak their nipples, while Doc would shove that empty beer bottle in a very sensitive spot. Let's not forget Doc also has that taser...

Besides, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Doc, your doing it all wrong. tsk tsk don't use a taser, hook yourself up to your car's jumper cable and crank it up. now THATS how it's done..........no experiance of course.........at all.........none........;)

I'm just going to reiterate that you people are perverted fucks.

Fucking ay, Kay. You're such a fucking potty mouth! =p

I feel the urge to join this convorsation(: I haven't gotten many opportunities to be perverted lately. But the original post was moderated, causing me to be terribly sad :( anyone know what it said?

FML is getting crazy hahaha

it said fuck yu boo boo get a fat clue always adchdchfxvhnn.

86- "first"

that is so wrong in so many levels

#92 why do people even say that??

I've been so wrong in so many lovers

#103- they're newbs that need an undeserving sense of accomplishment.

#103*

oh, you guys are funnier than the FML :)

86 if you're talking about what I said I can't say it again because I got siren to moderate me, again, hehe I think I have a lesbian crush on her

Don't flatter yourself, Paramore. She was talking about comment #1... I think. =P

#103 thank you :D that makes sense...:P

"need a moment? chew it over with a twix!"
wait a minute...

lol well my original comment started the whole perverted talk so i was assuming it was :P

6 years of braces? wow FYL. Look on the bright side it adds character. Make up an exciting story for each tooth lost.

So much better then the FML. I as well was hit in the face..but with a fist, accidentally, and leading to my lip going through my braces..good times. :P

You guys are rookies! I'll show you how a real man acts out his fantasy!
I need a playboy magazine, 10 thermometers, tape, a bong, a copy of the Exorcist movie, a cross, and a stripper pole. Bring a lot of dollar bills!

wow... can I just watch???

#124 Made me laugh. :)

that's what you get for playin hockey dumbass!

hey babe give me a call 9106247470 so we can talk ;)

#205 if that's actually your number, why the hell would you post it on a website/application for all to see? :/

#126, a lesbian crush on me? If so, oh boy am I flattered(; I'm straight but I totally act gay sometimes so I think that the pervertedness should continue(:

Oh and #205, are you even saying hey babe to a particular person, or just in general? Lol! You're brave to put your number up, so I don't have anything but nice things to say about you(: someone asks me, "Kaity, do you know countryboy1993?" My reply would have to be "hell yeah! hes that brave guy!" I know that was very random but ah well I hope someone was slightly amused by it(: the end.

I posted this hours ago, but it DELETED! >:( #117, are you saying you have a lesbian crush on me? If so, thx, I take it as a nice complement(: and btw, u are super pretty! and #205, you are brave to put your number up on fml! Don't be surprised when a whole bunch of forty year old men who live in their parents basement still call you asking if you want to spray whipped cream on their nipples and lick it off. But I have nothing bad to say to you! If someone asked me "Kaity, do you know countryboy1993?" my response would have to be "Hell yeah! he's the brave guy with the whipped cream!" I know that was random, but I hope you were amused by it! the end.

Uh, she's saying she has a lesbian crush on SIRIN, not you. How'd you get any other impression?!

216 would be correct...

hahaha sorry thats what happens when u are secretly on ur fone during school(: read it waaaaay too fast

ouch.

yess. agreed !

dont smile?!?!?

Stop crying emo hore.

What a confident booster!

Wow, first time I can say I'm mad I'm not first! Way to go 1&2 gtfo. =]

Confidence* booster?

Yeah, I know, thanks.

should have worn a mouthguard. that's all there is to it.

if I ever get braces you can be sure that I wouldn't be involved in activities that would risk me getting my teeth knocked out as soon as the braces came off. So ya, he DOES deserve it. He wasn't smart enough.

well know you look even more charming! :D

no one wears braces for 6 years

Well, some people do. at that point, u would just have surgery, but whatever. ( on iPod, so Nazis away)

My friend still has hers on, it's been seven years.

It depends on the person, mine were originally suppose to be on for 2 years but I got them off 6months early.

Flash those new pearlie-whites... While you still can

I think fml is a pretty cool guy. eh writes lame comments and doesnt afraid of anything.

112, Who?

God said no.

hahahahahaha

Awwww. Poor thing. I'm sorry. Fyl

oh dang!! i got a pair of halloween vampire teeth you can borrow :)

would you want them back ? lol

Congratulations! You just bought your orthodontist a Mercedes.

silly doc. What would he do with ANOTHER Mercedes?

Give it to his kid when he's 16

No, odds are he'll keep it for himself, crash it in a drunk stupor, and then buy another one after OP loses all of their implants in a golfing accident.

This happens all the time...

It honestly doesn't get much worse than that. Jeeze. :(