By JimiHendrix - France - Luynes
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
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I fucking hate bees/wasps/stinging flying insects. I once flipped a chair backwards freaking out about one and knocked my teacher over in highschool.

I'm like...deathly allergic to stings. It's definitely the scariest thing in life for me.

  Bibliovore  |  26

#46: True, but we'd also die without the sun. I want that to stick around, too, but I'm not looking for a close encounter with it! (For that matter, I know someone who has an allergy-like response to bright sunlight: his eyes swell up.)

  dancinwookie  |  21

#46: Nature relies heavily on bees for pollination. Cell phone signals, and such things, mess with their natural navigation, so the poor little guys freeze to death outside overnight without the warmth of their hive.
#57: I have allergic reactions to the sun...well, sunburn really. It causes heat stroke in me, makes my skin itch like all hell has broken loose, and then it sloughs off D: That's why I'm glow-in-the-dark white.

  morella_xx  |  29

@36, I've seen more than one person spell it as "yhu" which just pisses me off to no end. They're usually the kind of person who replaces all their g's with q's for some inexplicable reason.

Just saying, "yu" is bad but it gets a lot worse, sadly.

  gracehi  |  31

Okay, why are people saying "I know that 'feel'" lately? "Feel" is a verb, not a noun. "Feeling" can be a verb or a noun. You don't know that "feel." You know that "feeling," "FEELING," dammit.