Miscellaneous: Quiet

Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Good night, sleep tight

By sleepy - 01/07/2019 02:10

Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML

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By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:51 - Australia

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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AhhBrenid 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:57

At least she said she was sorry.

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:59

Sounds like you will be great parent material.

Comments

structuredchaoz 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:44

One day when you have kids you will understand.

InfinityCross 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:44

It's a baby. It's going to cry. Again. Now and later as well. Hell, even tomorrow. A baby can't control it's crying (that's its way of communication) but you can control your mouth. Okay, damage done. The mother apologized. She's having a harder time than you are. You placed more stress on her because of the fact that she has to make her baby happy, and neighbors as well. PS. Maybe you were once called a demon spawn yourself when you were a baby

monnanon 13

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:52

If the sound is bothering you do something about it, get earplugs or put on your mp3 player, dont bitch at the wall, thats really proactive.

MissAlli 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:56

You don't like hearing your neighbors? Grow a sack and don't live in an apartment building. Douche canoe.

ydfml2 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:31

I don't understand your point. And douche canoe?

meteor_stream 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:10

Or maybe it's them who should grow a sack and keep the noise level down.

gabrielbaby 9

Friday 28 October 2011 7:33

Yeah great idea. Making a baby be quiet is that easy. You can't control a baby like that.

Maddoctor 10

Friday 28 October 2011 10:35

It's true that you can't control a baby's cries, but the parents must have known that they could face some cranky neighbors living in an apartment complex. Now the tenants were probably aware that they wouldn't be able to have complete silence, but in this situation there's a little blame to be had on all parties because we're dealing with a complex rather than separate houses.

GameAddikt 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:03

Apologies, after all, people do crazy things when their up that late!

suitgirl5 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:17

I have great respect for perdix, having seen many of his/her FML comments. I believe this FML depends on your views on parenting. In my personal view, if I can find nothing wrong with a baby, then I will let it cry. If it goes on for over an hour and doesn't stop, then it's doctor time. Some babies like testing out lung capacity, cute little devils.

odexy 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:50

You're going to waste a LOT of you and your doctors time if you go see him every time your baby cries for more than an hour. Just sayin'.

raidersuck 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:20

If you dont like the baby crying put on headphones. Babys cry, sometimes there nothing you can do to soothe them but wait it out, its not the moms fault the walls are thin. And if you were kept up how do you think the she feels?? She really shoud not have even apoligized...you shoud have.