Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 930
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ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...


That's really too bad...

SecretMe00 5

Was anybody else's first thought after reading this "wow"?

flockz 19

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ThisIsMyReign 4

You should have put in her ass for one last goodbye.

Why did she still let him have sex with her?

That is cockward....

Doesn't matter had sex

OP, ur most likely ex girlfriend has a timing problem....

nonamericandolla 6

Sorry about that! But u know most relationships are based on sex these days. That why I wanna meet the right person and marry him and then have sex

Too bad is an understatement.

magicrock 8

Wait aren't boy/girlfriends or spouses supposed to be like your best friend or sibling? It's not supposed to be all serious you're supposed to have fun with them; like a friend.... BUT HEY THAT'S JUST ME!

Wow.. Sorry for that dude, must've been awkward D:

superguppy19 3


GovernorGeneral 8

You my friend, have just been friendzoned. Or maybe in this case..brotherzoned...

Thats fucked . I seriously have no words to make OP feel better . But hey, at least you had a goodbye sex?

Tell her that you think of her mother...all while still inside of her.

I just had sex!

124 - Having a boyfriend and best friend? Quite possibly. Having a dual boyfriend and brother? FUCK NO!

Joe Dirt style. "You're my sister! You're my sister!"

How is that not a turn-on? Just kidding... mostly...

Incest, or wincest?

Neither. Where are the rest of the options?!

Here's one: bitch got awkward-cest

what's the difference?

anybody else think of that episode of supernatural when they hear wincest?

I didn't know there would be a test! I didn't study!

Losecest. I'd instantly go soft. Did you finish?

Doesn't matter had sex

114 Oh My god I thought it was just Me::)

Thabb 0

Well that's a mood killer.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

She must love soft penis. With all the fun of bendy spongyness, can you really blame her? Yes? Oh.

Talk about bad timing...

You never know.. OP didn't say whether or not stopped.

lebronesque73091 12

3- Just a little bit.

ByronJess 17

That makes you wonder exactly why she was still letting you sleep with her...

MichellinMan 20

exactly what I was thinking man.

pinkcrayola 0

Hey, some people are into that.

thenoobftw 3

She probably fucks her own brother 0.0... Run while you can!!!

140- Oh my. Did you deduce that inference all on your own?

no darling, it's spelt incest.

No baby, it's spelled wincest.

No, it's actually spelled "disgusting".

Cum on me, bro.

kooner55 0

*Cum in me, bro

cjcstuart 7

Please tell me you pulled out...

MichellinMan 20

pull out? I would've fucking bolted out the door, nude or not.

TheDrifter 23

Screw that, get your freak on and finish up. After all, girlfriends come and go but family is forever.

flockz 19

and a family member always cums first.

Oswald the hoe!

Na you gotta pretend you didn't hear her and when you finish be like wait what!?

chelseaaa92 7


jman3113 4

Nah man In for the win!!

well that's a bit awkward...


This case would be Lannister-zoned.

MichellinMan 20

that is awfully creepy.

kroekdog 7

At least the babies won't be messed up

GhettoXmuffin 7

Actually it's more likely for them to be "messed up."

And she was letting you have sex with her because..? That's creepy. Time for a new girlfriend. FYL

That's taking brozoned to a whole new level. I hope you got the hell out of there op!