Dogs, Drugs and Animals: Pugs not drugs

Pugs not drugs

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States

Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2023 18:00

Today, my junkie son came to the house showered, in clean clothes, with sobriety chips from NA, full of apologies, and we had a good cry about his recovery. I went to the kitchen for tissues, for less than a minute, but when I got back he’d stolen my purse, television, and spare change jar with about £75 in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By idiot says "you raised him" - 31/05/2014 21:30 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 04:00

Today, our dog died suddenly, so I paid for tests to find out why. Turns out she had zero blood sugar, like a diabetic who overdosed on insulin. I’m diabetic and I’m always telling my 6 year-old son it’s medicine to make daddy better. The dog was sick yesterday, and my son knows how I inject. Damn. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:21

Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.

ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:16

The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!

Comments

FrankyG98 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:27

just be glad he didn't shave his hair like Britney Spears

nikkigotswag 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:39

Your son ONLY did that when he was high....

dansco 24

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:24

I know its not funny but it made me laugh, I mean he shaved a dog! Dog hair is a gateway drug... Next it will be tiger fur lol

garzanator1313 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:34

who gives a shit if he's lighting up man, getting help will only make it worse I promise.... to make him stop he truly has to want to stop... drug test him and he'll do pills and cigs I promise u... thats what I di

adrayy 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:37

Well let's all write a freakin' novel on FML just to prove our points.

ShandiDell 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:07

I will pray for you! That seems really hard to go through!

cruzb14 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:27

marijuana isnt a drug, and it should not be illegal

AmaiSweets 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 8:09

If he is just smoking pot be happy in these days and times. I had a party last we and caught a 13 year old party crasher shooting up meth in my bathroom. wasnt thrilled I had to call the cops on my own party nor about getting my own pot related tickets but then to hear the kids age? Good luck with your son, and dont worry about the dog, my mom shaves her dog once a month it's really sad looking