By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 020
You deserved it 5 121

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.

Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career. I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.

Comments

All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.

One time I jumped in on a diving board and a kid got above me with a duck raft!!!

that's a good demonstration

OP- "see kids all you have to do is this." *WHAM* *poke*, *poke* kid- "mommy I think he's dead.".

OP, that's when you say 'And this is what will happen if you aren't one'.

...and for OP to stop running by the poolside.

well that's what your not supposed to do..

*a concussion. Let's go FML mod squad...

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait that's not Alan... Steve! Steve! Steve Lol watch funny animal voice overs or night time day time :D

Haha me and my cousins would do that as children with seagulls it was hilarious

Nothing says safe like concussion.

If you ask me... It's better if OP got the concussion instead of the kid. Lawsuits are a bitch.

Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career. I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.

OP should be a driving instructor

No doubt he'd be switching professions to crash test dummy.

Good luck in your career as a lifeguard :P

Take it easy next to time Phelps

If you know how to swim, you shouldn't need training on how to be safe and cautious. Isn't the point to not drown, or am I just doing it wrong.

Your doing it wrong.

Your what? You forgot the noun. Unless of course... You meant "You're"...

Water said knock you out!

ummmm i think your doing it wrong

It's October, stop swimming.

Indoor pools. Almost as common as outdoor pools in Missouri.