By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
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saIty 17

All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.

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perdix 29

Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career. I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.

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saIty 17

All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.

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jbunch2514 0

One time I jumped in on a diving board and a kid got above me with a duck raft!!!

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Epic_Fail911 15
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that's a good demonstration

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EvilPotato 14
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OP- "see kids all you have to do is this." *WHAM* *poke*, *poke* kid- "mommy I think he's dead.".

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dre_bro11 12
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OP, that's when you say 'And this is what will happen if you aren't one'.

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Daralea 21
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...and for OP to stop running by the poolside.

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tkdgold03 5
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well that's what your not supposed to do..

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Blazingcrono 6
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*a concussion. Let's go FML mod squad...

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7
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Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait that's not Alan... Steve! Steve! Steve Lol watch funny animal voice overs or night time day time :D

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7
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Haha me and my cousins would do that as children with seagulls it was hilarious

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Miss_Attitude96 24
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Nothing says safe like concussion.

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KittyJay 3

If you ask me... It's better if OP got the concussion instead of the kid. Lawsuits are a bitch.

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perdix 29

Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career. I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.

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wishfulmidget 0
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OP should be a driving instructor

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DropBearHunter 8

No doubt he'd be switching professions to crash test dummy.

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Sionnach 10
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Good luck in your career as a lifeguard :P

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kings1fan 6

Take it easy next to time Phelps

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Glitterhinoceros 14

If you know how to swim, you shouldn't need training on how to be safe and cautious. Isn't the point to not drown, or am I just doing it wrong.

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daniel1_1 13
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Your doing it wrong.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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Your what? You forgot the noun. Unless of course... You meant "You're"...

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Buttsexpirate 9

Water said knock you out!

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dadof2 4

ummmm i think your doing it wrong

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fantasydragon 10
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It's October, stop swimming.

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Livencountry 5
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Indoor pools. Almost as common as outdoor pools in Missouri.

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