Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
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saIty
| 17
All the kid needs, to be careful, are floaties, noodles, and kick boards.
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jbunch2514
| 0
One time I jumped in on a diving board and a kid got above me with a duck raft!!!
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Epic_Fail911
| 15
that's a good demonstration
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EvilPotato
| 14
OP- "see kids all you have to do is this."
*WHAM* *poke*, *poke*
kid- "mommy I think he's dead.".
*WHAM* *poke*, *poke*
kid- "mommy I think he's dead.".
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dre_bro11
| 12
OP, that's when you say 'And this is what will happen if you aren't one'.
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Daralea
| 21
...and for OP to stop running by the poolside.
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tkdgold03
| 5
well that's what your not supposed to do..
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Blazingcrono
| 6
*a concussion.
Let's go FML mod squad...
Let's go FML mod squad...
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan!
Wait that's not Alan...
Steve! Steve! Steve
Lol watch funny animal voice overs or night time day time :D
Wait that's not Alan...
Steve! Steve! Steve
Lol watch funny animal voice overs or night time day time :D
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Haha me and my cousins would do that as children with seagulls it was hilarious
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Miss_Attitude96
| 24
Nothing says safe like concussion.
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KittyJay
| 2
If you ask me... It's better if OP got the concussion instead of the kid. Lawsuits are a bitch.
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perdix
| 29
Nothing is more educational than a real demonstration of what NOT to do! It's effective for the students, but you're going to have a short career.
I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.
I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.
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wishfulmidget
| 0
OP should be a driving instructor
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DropBearHunter
| 8
No doubt he'd be switching professions to crash test dummy.
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Sionnach
| 10
Good luck in your career as a lifeguard :P
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kings1fan
| 6
Take it easy next to time Phelps
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
If you know how to swim, you shouldn't need training on how to be safe and cautious. Isn't the point to not drown, or am I just doing it wrong.
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daniel1_1
| 13
Your doing it wrong.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Your what? You forgot the noun.
Unless of course... You meant "You're"...
Unless of course... You meant "You're"...
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
Water said knock you out!
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dadof2
| 4
ummmm i think your doing it wrong
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fantasydragon
| 10
It's October, stop swimming.
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Livencountry
| 5
Indoor pools. Almost as common as outdoor pools in Missouri.
I hope you don't also lecture on fire safety or teen pregnancy.