By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML
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Blazingcrono 6

I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

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phoenixslayer69 4

There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

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tehslack 5

Sad, that it's come to this.

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jbunch2514 0

At least he's not having a nutty about the sale on twix

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Damn_Hippster 11

Were there flames painted on the box?

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Jammy01jams 2

It's really not that odd tbh. When at work we talk about the same kind of stuff. It's the thing most of us have most in common. Yes I work in a grocery store too.

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zbajis 7

Did your parents sell the shower head? That'd take all the thrill out of my life too!

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IphonFML 6

omg i work at sobeys as a produce clerk. i have the exact same feeling sometimes LOL!

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Jammy01jams 2

Hey 112, you work at sobers I work at Freshco! Same company. Workin near Burlington maybe?

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IphonFML 6

117, no. i work at a sobeys in downtown toronto

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Blazingcrono 6

I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

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gntfmlingnow 12

Bring 6 cans of silly string to desk job, instantly have fun job.

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superficialheart 11

And yours is ball point pens?

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Saturn_fml 23

Oh yes a whole bag of ballpoint pens and a new notebook! I have about 5 quater-filled notebooks and pens all over the house because of this.

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superficialheart 11

Each to their own..

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zombicidal 11

personally whenever I go to Walmart and I see those plastic windmill things I have to head to the family bathrooms and take care of myself

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shireeniee 8

Blazingcrono - are you, by any chance, acquainted with gayboi?

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CatEyes66 0

I get excited everyday when the mail comes. It's something to look forward too and you can unwrap it. I get especially excited if I get a package, like Christmas excited but Sunday's are a bummer.

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superficialheart 11

Cool story bro.

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phoenixslayer69 4

There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

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loroxe 6

56 - nice way to make yourself look dumb.

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Takuya272727 16

I see *puts on sunglasses* what you did there, sir.

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ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

If that's not exciting I dont know what is!!

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saIty 17

Boxes excite everyone. Remember when we were young, we got inside boxes and pretended they were a spaceship or a car? Ah, those were the days.

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Rabidkid 14

I always put mine in front of my door frame and cut square holes out of it to Nerf anyone that came near

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I used to make tunnels aligning like 20 boxes! Damn that was the shit..

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natashax21 5

All you need is some IMAGINATION! *makes an imaginary rainbow with hands*

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kings1fan 6

Don't worry am the same with bubble wrap

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Glitterhinoceros 14

I must admit, those cabbage boxes are prettttyyy sexy.

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Blazify 3

i have to admit ur pretty sexy

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LilTiki559 13

"I"..must admit, You are pretty cute. damn..I just had to do it, sorry guys.

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perdix 29

So, how's the cabbage? Lately, apples and grapefruit at the grocery store have been shitty and expensive. If you produce people would focus on the quality of the product and not the packaging, maybe I'd be a happier customer.

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HushHushKeeKat 0

Grapefruits are nasty anyways.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

If you really want quality fruits and vegetables, you should be buying local. I read a book about a family that decided to start their own farm and their research on Big Agriculture is horrifying. If you became aware of all the disgusting behind-the-scene practices of corporate farms, you will never shop at a grocery store again.

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jwshrieky 0

Most of the time, when produce comes in, it looks fantastic. All it take is four or so hours of customers, such as yourself, to bash it around and destroy it. And produce staff who are working for a pittance do not have anything to do with the quality of the product coming in. They don't know till the boxes are open.

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kin3463 4

They don't decide how good the produce is that they are getting...they just put it on the shelves.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"Oh god did you see hair on that corn? Talk about luscious!" "I know! And don't even get me started on those soft buns we got earlier. As well as the new peanut butter containers, they're to die for!"

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TipOfTheHat 10

How 'bout the load of syrup we got in? Talk about sweet and smooth!

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