By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML
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I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

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Sad, that it's come to this.

At least he's not having a nutty about the sale on twix

Were there flames painted on the box?

Jammy01jams 2

It's really not that odd tbh. When at work we talk about the same kind of stuff. It's the thing most of us have most in common. Yes I work in a grocery store too.

Did your parents sell the shower head? That'd take all the thrill out of my life too!

omg i work at sobeys as a produce clerk. i have the exact same feeling sometimes LOL!

Jammy01jams 2

Hey 112, you work at sobers I work at Freshco! Same company. Workin near Burlington maybe?

117, no. i work at a sobeys in downtown toronto

I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

Bring 6 cans of silly string to desk job, instantly have fun job.

And yours is ball point pens?

Scented markers, but I do love them pens!

Oh yes a whole bag of ballpoint pens and a new notebook! I have about 5 quater-filled notebooks and pens all over the house because of this.

Each to their own..

personally whenever I go to Walmart and I see those plastic windmill things I have to head to the family bathrooms and take care of myself

Blazingcrono - are you, by any chance, acquainted with gayboi?

Only if I was Blazinghomo ;)

I get excited everyday when the mail comes. It's something to look forward too and you can unwrap it. I get especially excited if I get a package, like Christmas excited but Sunday's are a bummer.

Cool story bro.

I prefer gel pens

You need vacation.

Unless you & your coworker use your "imagination" (like Spongebob), then the boxes would be cool.

I bet the OP would enjoy the Sandwich Islands

I have to saw, the boxes are pretty damn amazing

There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

56 - nice way to make yourself look dumb.

That sir, was fucking hillarious.

I see *puts on sunglasses* what you did there, sir.

If that's not exciting I dont know what is!!

Boxes excite everyone. Remember when we were young, we got inside boxes and pretended they were a spaceship or a car? Ah, those were the days.

Right on!!

I always put mine in front of my door frame and cut square holes out of it to Nerf anyone that came near

I used to make tunnels aligning like 20 boxes! Damn that was the shit..

All you need is some IMAGINATION! *makes an imaginary rainbow with hands*

Don't worry am the same with bubble wrap

I must admit, those cabbage boxes are prettttyyy sexy.

i have to admit ur pretty sexy

Just like you ;)

"I"..must admit, You are pretty cute. damn..I just had to do it, sorry guys.

So, how's the cabbage? Lately, apples and grapefruit at the grocery store have been shitty and expensive. If you produce people would focus on the quality of the product and not the packaging, maybe I'd be a happier customer.

Grapefruits are nasty anyways.

If you really want quality fruits and vegetables, you should be buying local. I read a book about a family that decided to start their own farm and their research on Big Agriculture is horrifying. If you became aware of all the disgusting behind-the-scene practices of corporate farms, you will never shop at a grocery store again.

Most of the time, when produce comes in, it looks fantastic. All it take is four or so hours of customers, such as yourself, to bash it around and destroy it. And produce staff who are working for a pittance do not have anything to do with the quality of the product coming in. They don't know till the boxes are open.

They don't decide how good the produce is that they are getting...they just put it on the shelves.

"Oh god did you see hair on that corn? Talk about luscious!" "I know! And don't even get me started on those soft buns we got earlier. As well as the new peanut butter containers, they're to die for!"

How 'bout the load of syrup we got in? Talk about sweet and smooth!