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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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challan 19

Time for him to go back to wanking then, isn't it?

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starflyer59 17

i dont like jerks. i also did not marry a jerk. so be gone with your disgusting generalization.

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Enslaved 36

43, you are extremely blessed if you never dated a jerk in your past. But I know way too many assholes and the majority of them are not single. Of corse they usually go after women with low self esteem. :P

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NeonCookies89 13

I'd dump him and give him an plastic hand for christmas. just to let him know that hes still single.

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n4ture 20

its time for his hand to come back and please him.

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Aryn16 14

sounds like he needs to go back to the hand.

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CaptMurdock 25

Time to leave him with his hand then.

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starflyer59 17

ive had my share of jerks. and obviously, i left them. proving: not all women love jerks. you piss a lot of people off when you generalize.

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f_ourlives2013 7

Trade that jerk in for someone who genuinely enjoys your company!

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