Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
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Anitlifegrand 8

**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha

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NotGabe 28

Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!

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Anitlifegrand 8

**** it man. Everybody likes to dance. Ha

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AbstraktThoughts 13

**** that. Be proud :) go knock em dead OP!

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feelingold 18

What's the problem. Women f*cking love it when I get my flashdance on.

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londoner86 13

If you wear the sinterklass costume I would definitely like to see that #30.

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HarmDis 3

I know how OP feels. Male dancer. I got over it after a while though and now use it to pick up women and ignore harassment. I do get called a fairy a lot though, despite being 6'4"

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LeFrogDog 27

and if friends don't dance and if they don't dance then there no friends of mine....

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ohgeejosee 19

But... Male dancers though.... Strong leg muscles, right?? ;)

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yes, definitely. Being a dancer is nothing to be ashamed of. When my friend was diagnosed a male dancer, he was proud of it and didn't let out affect his life in any way.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Oh. Yes. I'm completely serious. *rolls eyes*

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n4ture 20

perfect time to let the world knows

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NotGabe 28

Forget what others think and do what you love. Dance your heart out!

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JACKxRAWR 22

I agree! Embrace your "not so cool" hobbies and you'll get less stick for it. When I tell people I still like to build stuff with lego in my spare time most are ok with it. Some people even think it's cool! And for the people who try to take the piss I remind them about my other hobbies - shooting and collecting knives. ;)

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missamberrose 17

Maybe it's where I'm from, but male dancers are incredibly popular here. Us female dancers go a bit crazy when we meet male dancers, because we can talk to a potential mate about something that inspires us. Plus they get to spend a lot time with a bunch of attractive females. Embrace it OP, if anyone has a problem with it who cares, it's their problem, not yours.

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MVSK 8

What is male dancers stereotypes ?

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kamikrazy 6

Maybe the one were people think male dancers are gay.

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spekledworf 18

Nah it's that they got good moves. He doesn't want the chicks swarming all over him

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kriz_allizwell 6

It seems to be the norm in all cultures, worldwide.

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coolboy675 16

What are you, an 11 year ild? I thought we got past the "******" insults by now, what with several countries legalizing same-sex marriage. Grow the **** up.

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kwyk 23

Just tell the chicks that "If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love".

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mmizbbz210 13

very well said sir! dont give it up if you enjoy it. stick with the grooves!

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jackiemora 18

Embrace it! I'm ashamed that I don't like to dance, one of the reasons because I don't know how to, sucks because my bf would love to go dancing. Unless you're gay, you could surprise a girl (in a very good way) to go out dancing.

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Grand_Cookie 21

Saying "unless you are gay" is not saying that they thinks he is.

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jackiemora 18

Everyone was just out to get me last night, lol.

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PenguinBitch 43

You're a male dancer. A stereotype would be what? OP:"Bitch, I'm fabulous!"

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HarmDis 3

Dicks, dicks everywhere. I really don't get why people think it's a good idea to taunt people that lift humans for a living.

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