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By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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Kamon97 23

That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(

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FimogenFeels 14

You should really lock your door, OP. It just takes a couple of seconds. But fyl.

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xzeldax3 18

The situation would not have changed at all if he did -_-

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FimogenFeels 14

No but in general it's the safest way to go. It's such a simple thing and it's surprising how many people don't do it.

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TrinityNevada 11

Ass-Bandit actually broke something while breaking in. It would have been the same result if the front door were locked. Ass Bandit is pretty stupid for not checking, though. As a side story, I know many people who leave their vehicles unlocked and just don't store anything important in there. This is to avoid things getting broken, maybe that's why OP didn't have the door locked? Who knows.

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brokenman5 6

It's working pretty good so far bud thanks for letting door unlocked

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beelee1988 13

He didn't go in through the door...

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brokenman5 6

Lol ha my bad I read it to fast lmao haha

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Frostie13 11

idk why your comment is buried I've been in that situation before and actually saw the persons post lol

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beelee1988 13

We all do it from time to time. :-)

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iSativa 24

The will the be a hipster is strong with this ass-bandit. Vintage.

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annie_nk 22

At first I was wondering why your door was left unlocked. Then I saw you're from Canada.

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Frostie13 11

lmfao everybody's super nice up there I wonder if it was an american the broke in

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TallMist 32

Not all Canadians are nice. Some of them are just downright ass-hats.... And Justin Bieber.

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JMichael 25

I wouldn't want to throw away a VCR either. I mean come on man, relive the old days!

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tranced_ 45

maybe you arranged It all just to get rid of that tape!

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FrankHotpants 31

The real FML would be if they retuned it and not rewinded it.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Stole an ancient cassette player... Sounds like a hipster burglar to me.

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