Thief and Money: Prehistoric

Prehistoric

By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

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By kelsjenks - 27/07/2011 13:50 - Canada

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 16:29 - Sri Lanka

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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Crime scene

By xTRYSOFTx - 07/03/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML

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Clean-freak criminal

By Bryce - 13/06/2021 04:00

Today, some dumbass broke one of my car's windows to steal the pack of disinfecting wipes I just bought a few hours ago. FML

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Peachy2392 26

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

Ass-bandit?

Kamon97 23

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

That bastard how else are you gonna watch Disney tapes now? :(

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 14 October 2013 3:28

Wouldn't an ass-bandit come in the back door? Be glad you weren't home at the time -- he could have also stolen your rectal virginity.

Not_Impressed13 9

Monday 14 October 2013 6:42

Finally!!! Someone has interpreted the insult!!! Why does it not surprise me that it was perdix??

Gho5tk3y 17

Monday 14 October 2013 3:45

I'm sorry to hear about your window but look on the bright side, at least your rid of the relic. I'm sure your wife will get over it soon, outta sight outta mind hopefully.

Unionbay47 10

Monday 14 October 2013 3:50

Front door is to commonly used. I wouldn't even go through the window. I would go either from a basement or chimney in style.. If the house had neither then it isn't worth it.

TrinityNevada 11

Monday 14 October 2013 3:51

The fact that you said "ass bandit" pretty much makes this a FYL rather than a YDI. Now, If Ass Bandit came in through the door, I totally would have blamed you.